@RSherman_25 let me know when you see four dicks in an hour.

Mario Kart Double Dash (GameCube)

Bravo for such a gripping story this Monday morning

This past fall I got my first experience reffing jfl games. I didn't have to deal with very much at all. Some mild bitching by coaches, but nothing over the line. I did however get to hear some horror stories from my fellow refs about the horrible shit some of these parents say. Mind you they're ranging from 8-10 year…

I lived in the Irish section of the northern Bronx about 10 years ago. The kind of place with 7,000 bars per square mile and about three decent restaurants.

an injured glove hand won't stop him from trying to catch on somewhere else.

I initially read "underfed Donald Trump" like it was pronounced "un-derfed Donald Trump" and it made just as much sense.

FUCK NO, there's hockey out the ass. Don't you want more hockey? Everybody loves hockey.

Player: Hey, you, with the glasses, have you seen "Study" Hall?

Oscar Pistorious Breaks Down in Court:

Phoenix PD Throws Down Drunk of the College Season

"I don't know, his clothes look fine to me. I like the pleats, too!"

I love you too, Mr. Incognito. Please don't shit in my mouth.

Griffey's eyes are the cold, dead eyes of a man who is on his 14th commenting system of the decade.

I'm just going to post this periodically for people who hate the new format as much as I do, sorry if you've already seen it.

My biggest memory of the Hugh Jackman Oscars was that they did a whole bit about how "Hollywood has been scaling back since the economic downfall" and they did a bunch of things with crappy sets to show that Hollywood was taking the recession just as hard as those normal people sitting at home wondering if their…

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

I get a secret thrill when games start 12-1 or 15-0 or whatever. I always imagine it'll be the statistical needle-in-a-haystack game that ends 150-9. Never happens, though.