I don’t even think the cut particularly worked on her. The eighties and early nineties were so horrible for women’s hair.

My ex SIL was annoying AF - she and my brother were always grifting from my parents, adopting animals only to dump them outside somewhere to fend for themselves, getting fired from retail jobs for stealing, etc. etc. So the year that we had a family Christmas and I absolutely had to buy her a gift, I bought her a $1…

Well she sounds mature 🙄. The baby manners book was inspired haha.

100% agreed, lunch is the best meal! I’m always really hungry for it and look forward to a delicious sandwich or a huge crunchy salad.

I read somewhere that the lighting is generally good in the front seat during the day and that’s why people do so many car selfies/videos. It’s still really weird though.

Making a big fuss out of this is such peak American anti-intellectualism.

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His car is also a Tesla, which don’t even have keys. I’d love to see a person from another universe try to take a crack at figuring out how to even operate one of those without any prior instructions. 

Anecdotal, but I have a friend that did a 30-day juice cleanse with his husband. They both lost over 30 pounds and looked great, then gained it back the next month when they resumed eating actual food.

I think the wind blowing up the skirt incident was actually Kate (poor Kate). Apparently the queen has weights sewn in all of her skirt hems to avoid this very thing happening.

I knew it! Their thigh-highs are also really great if you haven’t tried them, they stay up nicely without a garter belt or having to awkwardly tug at them throughout the day.

Are they Wolford? That is absolutely the only stocking brand that I can tolerate, they’re silly expensive but actually comfortable.

The Tar-jay thing is exactly what I was thinking of. Everyone has at least one normal, everyday word that they say in a silly manner. I guess Nigella’s is microwave. 

MA-LI-BU BARBIE!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Christians are the worst when it comes to biblical knowledge. What the heck do they even do in church if it’s not learning about their holy book? I’m guessing it’s just a bunch of singing, casseroles, participating in mass delusion and figuring out who to focus their hatred on to boost their own smug self-esteem.

JLo actually pretty famously doesn’t smoke or drink. She could be lying of course, but I remember interviews starting back in the 90s where she talked about how obsessive she is about that.

Oh c’mon, no shade to kids intended but you know it’s true! If you live with a toddler sure, you can understand them, but they seem to either mumble or shriek their words at that age and it’s pretty indecipherable to those outside the household. Every time I’m on the phone with someone and they put their toddler on to…

It’s clearly a joke. Also news flash to parents: people don’t understand what your toddlers are saying anyways, no matter what the language. 

The CDC advisory committee did prioritize guards over inmates for the first phase of immunizations: www.nytimes.com/2020/11/30/health/coronavirus-vaccine-prisons.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

I’m assuming her company bought it and it’s being written off as a business expense.