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I loved these movies as a kid too. My parents didn’t really limit what we could watch in general so A LOT of 80s movie jokes flew right over my had until I rewatched things as an adult.

Your bar area is beautiful! The poison sign is especially awesome.

I legit cackled. 

I’ve ended up on striptok a few times, and I hope I stumble back there. It’s oddly soothing to watch dancers get ready for their shifts. 

I had a vague idea of who she was before this happened (I knew she was a star on the platform for whatever reason), but I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of her posts. Shout out to TikTok indeed for showing me what I like to see: mostly silly cat videos. 

I guess Thatcher’s character is supposed to devalue the work of a housewife (and by extension, her mother) so much that she has to bend over backwards to prove that she can handle both prime minister and domestic duties at the same time. I had a giggle when she was frantically pulling a bunch of cans from the pantry

Chachere’s is so delicious but I had to banish it from my house because it makes me sneeze like crazy for some odd reason. Stuff is like tasty chemical warfare.

That label is so cute 🐊 

I am in this club as well with a family member. It is indescribably horrible to grow up feeling unsafe and that you can’t be protected unless something that crosses the line happens. He has been incarcerated for a few years now and will be until the end of the decade, but unfortunately for his victim, it was a violent

I refuse to call them Canadian geese anymore because they live in my (American) city year-round. There’s so many of them that for the past couple years the city has culled a number of them and fed them to the homeless, no joke. 

I definitely giggled a little seeing the header photo - it’s pretty unflattering.

Yeah, I think they’re all equally horrible. Fuck it, probably even Baron. 

I’d be happy with prison or deportation as well. She’d also probably be a great wifey for another dictator (is Putin still dating Wendi Dench?).

I like Oprah’s list because to me the underlying theme of the gifts is always coziness and treating yourself, whether it’s a pair of cashmere sweatpants or a fancy bottle of olive oil. And the prices are fairly accessible compared to the more ridiculous lists (Goop, Neiman Marcus, etc.). The latter seem to be about

I agree that our election process is totally borked, but let’s not disrespect those grannies that showed up and worked through the night during a damn pandemic.

Omg I’m crying 🤣

This was exactly my mindset when I stumbled across the “recipe”. Do it do it! 

I subscribed to NYT Cooking at the beginning of quarantine, and since I’m a trash bag instead of using the extra at-home time to delve into any of the numerous gorgeous, complicated recipes on the site I got really into this open-faced sandwich recipe that I came across there: toasted bread smeared with peanut butter

I agree. Marcel was an annoying little nerd who was obsessed with foam, but he totally did not deserve to be manhandled by the other contestants and I remember wanting him to win as a “fuck you” to the rest of them. It was totally one of those situations where one big bully decided to target him and make fun of him,

Anyone who votes for Trump at this point after four years of seeing exactly who he is and what he’s done to this country is a complete piece of shit who is actively participating in the downfall of democracy, full stop. It’s especially shocking when people vote so directly against their own self-interest, which is why