I know internalized white supremacy is a helluva drug, but they don’t get a pass for voting for Trump any more than Karen next door does. 

There was absolutely a time in my life where I found them thrilling, but I know I’m getting old because I now generally read grand, romantic gestures as manipulative.

I was in Costco a couple of weeks ago waiting for a flu shot and saw the same! The woman must have been in her eighties (or maybe really rough seventies) and had no mask at all, not even around her chin. I hid around the corner of the pharmacy from her, someone with that few fucks to give is terrifying.

I only buy travel size mascara* and I totally think you’re right - the odd occasion when I’ve picked up a full size out of lack of options and planning it has felt like a totally different formula.

The way his face is all lit up when talking to his gf in the pictures is so adorable 😍 

To be fair, Coach bags from back then were actually considered worth their price tag since they were well-made and expected to last for years and years. They’re not the greatest quality now, my MIL got me one for Xmas a couple of years ago (which was of course lovely and generous of her) but the straps are already…

Yeah, the cat thing really ruined the both of them for me. I can’t see them in anything without thinking about that. 

Those old-timey costumes are TERRIFYING. Awesome link! 

 No shame, I myself am a Diet Coke addict. We all need a little chemical caffeine pick up now and then! 

I dunno, I was thinking it might be nice for older people who don’t want to lug a roller cart or helpful for people with disabilities.

It’s horrible! 

Does anyone else remember the Tab energy drink in the pink can that made an appearance in the mid 2000s? That stuff got me through the bar exam so I owe Tab a debt of gratitude. It was kind of gross, but way less gross than Red Bull.

Omg that video!! I cringed every time she scraped the nonstick pan with the metal spatula. And adding two types of salt before adding two whole packets of salty-ass taco seasoning? I’m heavy-handed with the salt but my god.

She’s being talked about a lot now because she spoke out about sexist treatment by her director in the aughts and was thoroughly trashed for it in the media, online, etc. and her career faltered away.

This is spot on.

Beauty and the Beast takes a dark turn! 

Haha I’m dying at Marcus Twain 😂

SOOKEH IS MAHN! 

This is vaguely embarrassing, but I honestly thought the song was “Animals” and not “Panama” until about a month ago. I always sing it to our cats, and my husband realized I wasn’t just changing the words to make a silly cat song and clued me in *facepalm*.

Wow that scene was awkward.