His face looks like a pudding. 

Thank you. Religious imagery and word is used frequently in art and has been for centuries, whether it comes from a worshipful or “sacrilegious” place. If it’s your own religion go right ahead and follow its rules, but they sure as fuck don’t apply to me.

I love how the comments were all doomsday back then. Looking back, we  were all such sweet summer children when 2020 was still just a twinkle in Trump’s jaundiced eye...

I thought Perez had some kind of dark red mouth guard in and was confused for a sec there. 

It’s pretty fun, and the app is great at figuring out what kind of content you like. I don’t post anything, but when I open it I get tons of cute cat videos, mini home renovations, and people in cars yelling at Trump supporters.

Wait, what if it’s with one’s cats? 

I’m not trying to say everyone needs to speak a second language flawlessly or anything, but I’m kind of shocked that Melania’s English is so poor after all this time living in the US, with an English-speaking husband and his extended family. Does she just isolate herself and not speak regularly with other…

I mean, $12k is a drop in the bucket for Kylie so maybe she doesn’t care if it gets destroyed, but I saw these pics earlier and assumed it was one of her own bags and she had Stormi pose with it because it’s cute and looks like a regular backpack on a tiny person. 

If your husband is in the sciences, he could maybe check out the Max Planck institutes in Germany - my sister worked there as an American with no German (they gave her German classes though to help her out).

You’re not a jerk, I’m a jerk: I feel deeply sorry for the kitten that has to entertain a five year old. Poor thing has probably had its tail pulled roughly 5,000x. 

When I was in third grade or so (late eighties), I somehow got it in my mind that a foolproof way to get a day off school would be to type up and print a note on our home computer explaining that an upcoming school day was cancelled for teacher conferences or some such thing (IIRC I copied an older note). I casually…

Lol my cart is always so much more decadent when I shop at Whole Foods than at the regular grocery store because I can’t resist all the snacky things. Chocolate-covered salted caramel pretzels? Yes please! Triple-cream Brie with a baguette on the side? Don’t mind if I do! And yeah, that cookie bar is dangerous...

Comment-name synergy: A+

I’m imagining cracking one of these open and it smelling exactly like asparagus pee. 

It’s weird he chose those as examples too. Like Whole Foods doesn’t sell “French-fried potatoes”, popcorn and ice cream 🙄

Right? Since they’re engaged, I assume she knows him better than her fans. Fandoms can be so toxic.

I’m around the same age as Paris and have never said the n-word while drunk (or sober), even when I was a dumb 20 year old. Trust me, it was considered racist and shocking back in the early aughts as well. 

There really aren’t any qualifications tbh: ambassadors that are political appointees are just people that are the president’s cronies and/or have donated $$$$$ to the campaign. Most “big” countries or countries that are considered desirable to live in have appointees rather than career diplomats as ambassadors.

I would be really touched if someone gave me that, imperfections and all. I’m not crafty and to my eye it looks homemade but in a cute way. People are being mean. 

Same. I can’t resist a good makeover scene.