Oooo thank you for sharing!

Lolololol at “men having respect for their bodies”. I’d bet my last cent that he wrote that sitting at his computer wearing nothing but stained tightly-whities. 

That banana hammock!

I haven’t but I will definitely check it out! 

“Bizarrely sexy” is the perfect descriptor for Sam Rockwell. Also not my usual type but he could get it. 

The rapist part is not her fault. The whole covering it up thing absolutely is. 

Since this seems to be turning into a black cat appreciation thread, I present my snuggleboi:

Hair ties! I’ve bought my cats their own pack so I don’t have to keep hunting them down for ponytail days. 

Hair ties! I’ve bought my cats their own pack so I don’t have to keep hunting them down for ponytail days. 

Jeez, spoiler alert!!!

Command hooks would probably work with a wire basket - some of them can hold a decent amount of weight.

Command hooks would probably work with a wire basket - some of them can hold a decent amount of weight.

I had a couple of knockoff velour tracksuits from Express in blue and black that I loved - the bottoms came in both pant and miniskirt options! Those tracksuits definitely scream 2003-5 for me, but I must say I do miss having a clothing option that was considered fashionable/cute/sexy but also comfy as hell.

My first thought was Randy Quaid for some reason. 

His fiancée used to comment on GT (I don’t remember her name though) so I thought the wedding stuff was real. WAIT unless he made a fake fiancée account, that would be amazing.

Well shit, I thought I knew everything there was to know about Pinkham’s grossness but I had NO idea he had an affair with a commenter. Wasn’t he married to another commenter? This is some weird incestuous kinja drama. 

Ooo good call, she would look so chic with a nice sleek bob. Those extensions aren’t doing her any favors. 

Yeah, I used to follow her on Instagram and she was always posting videos of her in luxury hotels with random dudes lurking in the background. Apparently her mother actively encourages her escort work as well. Poor Lindsay :(.

I always look forward to stroopwafels on United flights, and feel cheated when they don’t make an appearance. 

This is deeply mean, but I imagine being drunk 24/7 is the only explanation for thinking that burnt sienna shade is a good look. 

My bad :(

Stealing relationship tofu! I have a friend that is exactly like this and it freaks me out how she changes her interests depending on what guy she’s currently dating. We grew fairly distant during her obsessive monster truck/dirt bike phase haha.