My husband and I are kinda proof of this theory - I don’t think we look terribly similar facially, but we’re both tall-ish blond people with big teeth and have been mistaken for brother and sister a few times, which is exactly as weird as one might expect :/.

Same. My favorite color is pink and this house is perfection. 

My husband and I upgraded to a king bed from a queen when we moved specifically to give us more room for our two cats that love to sleep with us. Alas, we did not realize that cats have similar properties to gas, in that they expand to fit the space they’re in. Somehow those two little jerks still manage to spread out …

That was fantastic.

I don’t mind movies that much but loud restaurants are one of my biggest pet peeves. I want to go to a restaurant to enjoy my food that I didn’t have to cook and have a nice conversation with the people I’m dining with, not listen to club-level volume music blaring so loud that everyone has to yell at each other to be…

Obligatory:

Those savannah kittens he spent $30k on are going to tear that house to shreds. 

Yup, either this or they’ll minimalize your experience by bringing up all the crap they went through as professionals 20-30 years ago. “You ladies have it so good now, why are you complaining?!?!”

The language in these tweets sounds like every final paper written by undergraduate business majors trying to be fancy (source: I was an undergraduate business major that often tried to be fancy). *shameface*

I still have no idea - everything about this is so bizarre. She definitely looks much older and more adult in the second picture though (but what age, I couldn’t really say).

There are links to pictures in this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/daabz5/michael_and_kristine_barnett_the_parents_of_an/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

Same - I think she looks great. 

Omg you truly are a goddess! Thank you kindly, I will be making these.

Pumpkin chocolate chip cookies? Gimme some!!!! 😋

I have a friend who’s a champ at calling me regular-style and then sneakily switches over to video halfway through to show me something and IT DRIVES ME INSANE!!! I’ll only accept a FaceTime call if I have some time to mentally prepare first, I hate being “on” physically for a call.

I thought it was a new Vine, I dunno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes!!!!!! These are all fine choices, but I need to add all Molly Ringwald movies and also Father of the Bride. 

Heehee thank you for that mental image

The movie is pretty tame - it was one of my go-to sleepover movies when I was in elementary school. The only vaguely “sexy” part I remember is when Kim Cattrall flashes Andrew McCarthy wearing black lingerie.

Yeah, she’s becoming a lawyer via an apprenticeship, not a law degree. I guess she has the $$ to fly back and forth between WY and CA, but that sounds like a huge pain in the ass.