I didn’t fully understand the mom-chop thing until my friend’s toddler insisted on sitting in my lap for an entire hockey game. I have pretty long hair and it turned into a giant snarled mess from being wiggled on and grabbed (she’s adorable though so I forgive her).

I totally thought this meant Kendall Jenner was caught masturbating to Tom Hiddleston in public and breathlessly scrolled down to read about the scandal.

The text of the original tweet is in the article (above the embedded tweet). 

I dunno, all these pictures show to me are that she’d aged over a decade in the before and after shots, and that she didn’t do her eyebrows in the more recent ones (she also looks like she lost some weight). The Sarah Paulson comparison is a little unfair, anyone over thirty knows that people age vastly differently.

He looks douchey but I don’t think there’s been even a whisper of anything bad about him as a parent. It’s a good thing that those kids have him as a stable parental presence in their lives (I love Britney, but she’s probably still not the best in that regard).

Triple cuteness!

Triple cuteness!

Bring back the 90 minute movie! I have a bad attention span for movies and almost never watch them nowadays because they’re all so damn long.

I’m confused too, and may be missing something since I don’t know much about Jeremy Renner. If his fans want to get together on an app and geek out about him, who cares? It’s not hurting anyone.

Yeah, the fact that these dogs have been bred so much that they can’t even give birth naturally, and that people keep dropping loads of money to have one, is so insane to me. They’re cute but so are most dogs. 

She was also really nasty about women waiting until their mid-to-late thirties to have children (I believe because she did the same and struggled to conceive). She had this constant inability to separate her unique personal experiences from her advice-giving, which is odd for an advice columnist. 

I’d like to add “ghosts aren’t real” to that list. The number of otherwise reasonable adults I know that think their house/office/whatever has a presence is nuts *facepalm*

I forgot how adorable baby Sasha was! 

I like Natori quite a bit for cute sleepwear - sexiness factor does vary though (some of their stuff runs a tad matronly). 

I think part of the reason (at least in the US) that those skills were lost was because prior generations moved away from them. There was definitely a sentiment for a while that making something from scratch was something that only poor people did, and you had truly “made it” if you were able to purchase pre-made food…

I don’t eat meat (was raised vegetarian) but props to you for raising and slaughtering yourself. It’s so easy to mentally separate those plastic-wrapped packages in the grocery store from where they actually come from.

Can adults go to this Harry Potter camp as well? Asking for a friend...;)

I’m in Denver and my farmers market charges $1 for a single radish. It’s wayyyyy more expensive than the grocery store.

Lol I love this! 

Omg yes, that was so fucking stupid. Especially given that in a later episode Brandon and Brenda both got into prestigious universities and the parents couldn’t afford for both of them to go to a non-state school (so made them choose or some dumb shit). Like, you have the opportunity to be able to fully pay for your…

He looks like Team America Matt Damon.