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Aw man, I remember you mentioning these on a previous SNS and I was so excited for the trash-fest. I’m so sad to hear that they’re trashy in a bad way :(.

I see something blue under his rear end - think that may be some kind of diaper contraption.

I feel the same way about white pants - I would sit in something gross immediately. My kingdom for a white T-shirt that is cut flatteringly and not see-through, however.

I grew up in a family of four kids and one dog and my dad always mixed up our names when he was yelling for us. I can’t count the number of times he called me Sandy (the dog’s name).

Innamorati, if we’re going to be extra correct ;)

Lol my high school friend’s family was super religious and her mom would do the same thing with the “I need to review the lyrics”. One time she took my Bush CD and wouldn’t give it back until I was on my way home from the sleepover.

Dooo iiiitttt! I have a black shelter kitty and he’s the best, cuddliest snuggle-boi (pictured wrapped entirely around my arm):

I saw this on my own face - certain skin types reallllly shouldn’t exfoliate/use facial cleansing brushes like Clarisonic. On me, it caused little broken capillaries/redness that I then had to pay $$$ to get lasered off, so I stay way away from that stuff now.

Someone needs to get that woman a hot oil treatment or moisturizing hair mask.

Well, now I want to see your kitty’s IG!

“Whelp.”

And that cheapie Sally Hansen spray doesn’t rub off on stuff, in my experience. Save your money kids! 

Ah, I may have missed that. I just remember her smashing up his toys and then hitting him with the bat. 

I was pretty surprised by Renata smacking Gordon with a bat during the last episode. He’s a complete ass of course, but for a show that’s had such a thoughtful approach towards the horrors of domestic violence (especially during season one), adding that in was disappointing. 

There was also a scene in season 1 when he creepily stared at Abigail for a few beats. I think they were just trying to make him look a little sinister as a misdirect. 

Same. I can’t figure out if she was an evil woman or just colossally stupid, but either way she’s garbage. 

My BIL grew up in Kansas and his mom struggled at times, so he was often on free lunch. The lunch lady at his elementary school would make the kids on free lunch sing the OU fight song as “payment” for their food, in front of all the other kids in the cafeteria. Fuck these adults that shame innocent children in order

I legit spit my drink 😂

Oof those lips look painful!

Pickles maybe? I dunno.