My hairstylist sometimes blows my hair out into a similar super-flat, straight style after my highlights are done and I always immediately pull it into a ponytail when I leave the salon. I already have a huge head, no need to emphasize it even more!

I like pussy bow blouses in general (despite the stupid name), and think that one could be okay with a solid-colored pencil skirt or skinny trouser. DEFINITELY not with those accessories though.

I get annoyed too when people lean over me to talk (I made my husband switch seats with me at a hockey game recently because it was getting obnoxious) but it’s a stupid basketball game and courtside seats are pretty tight. If Beyoncé were actually put off by this kind of thing, I’m sure she and Jay-z could have gotten…

I’ve never understood how people on the internet can express so much sympathy for addicts that smoke crack when they’re pregnant, parents that pass out from heroin in their cars with kids in the back, etc. but flip the fuck out whenever smoking or vaping is mentioned. I’m a non-smoker but have had friends/family go…

Right? I invested in fancy-pants bedding because feeling comfy and swaddled when I sleep is important to me. No way am I getting eyeliner and mascara smeared all over the pillowcases every night.

One of my friends had to drop everything, line up and sing this song/do the dance whenever requested when he was pledging a fraternity over a decade ago. It’s definitely been around for awhile.

I’m not a fan of the puffed sleeves (they only look good on Anne of Green Gables) but I like the rest of it, especially the hair. 

I loved this show so much.

Concurred - it’s always given me shades of mein fuhrer. Blind patriotism creeps me right the fuck out.

I just googled bc I was curious and you’re right! The Flag Code states that you should stand with your hand over your heart during the national anthem (unless you’re military and then you salute).

I had a terrible shock when I realized I’m older than Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Evil is apparently quite aging.

Why is she not all waxy-looking then? Dude’s just got a weird pallor.

Is this actually protocol? I always thought putting your hand over your heart during the national anthem was optional (but politicians tend to do it for good optics). 

I don’t know what this is from, but I definitely read the gif text in a Bahhhhston accent.

For reals. I’m tired of people defending Tiffany, she hasn’t renounced her shitty family in any way, not through word nor action. This is a gross thing to say, but I’m guessing the only reason why she’s not all up in the White House and busying herself with pushing harmful policies is because her dad finds her less…

I saw Padma’s tribute to her earlier today and was sad to hear of her passing. Her appearance on Top Chef was so joyful.

What a beautiful cat she was - I love split-face torties! 

I need to know what kind of wizardry is used to make strawberry watermelon Polar Seltzer then, I swear that stuff tastes like a Starburst. 

Every time I’m at my Costco I check to see if they’re carrying Spindrift yet but NO! I want those sweet Costco deals because the stuff is like $1/can at stores near me.

They really committed to the theme haha.