I really want to know if it’s made of real diamonds. This was when Britney the biggest pop princess in the world, so maybe!

I don’t really have a point, but this just needed to be posted.

My high school boyfriend wore Eddie Bauer exclusively. The 90s were a wild time.

I haven’t seen the video - I think it would make me too sad.

Oh, I didn’t know it was a Frenchie - you’re right, that dog would have been snatched up so quickly. Ugh, fuck those trashy assholes, and I feel deeply sorry for their kids.

Sociopathic was the word that sprang to my mind as well. Lots of pets can be aggressive with toddlers because they’re little and grabby, it’s why most shelters won’t adopt out to homes with children under 5. Why the fuck would you haul the dog out and shoot it instead of dropping it off at a shelter?

Mine too. I hate being in the sun, despise sand and hot pool concrete, and am overall a total grinch during the summer. I haven’t even thought about buying a swimsuit in well over a decade and it’s been awesome 😎.

10/10, would cuddle and feed tender young shoots of bamboo.

Oh for fuck’s sake, I don’t know why I responded in the first place. If you can’t figure out why hitting on teens as an adult is gross, then I can’t help you, so I’m done here. Have fun chasing teenage tail, you pathetic loser.

Yes! I wish I had been more “mean” back then, instead of just giggling nervously at creepy men and wishing I were elsewhere. 

I’m closer to Kate Beckinsale’s age than Pete Davidson’s, and I would never date someone that young. That said, I was a pretty different (and more mature) person when I was 25 than I was when I was 18/19 and just out of high school.

Every man needs to read that response. To a teenage girl, 30 is old as fuck - it would make me deeply uncomfortable when this shit happened when I was the same age.

I deeply envy her life, and it’s probably even better now that she doesn’t have to worry about what her fans think when she *gasp* openly talks about not wanting to be a mother. I seem to remember her dancing around the question for years (presumably not to alienate her base) because there are surprisingly tons of…

You look great! Have fun :).

I also eat pizza with a knife and fork, and my fave combo is pineapple, jalapeño and onion. I realize this makes me a monster but IDC. 

Marmite’s the only thing since I was a little kid that I’ve put in my mouth and immediately spat out. I guess you really have to grow up eating it to enjoy it.

I want to go there and gently stroke everything*, while discreetly looking at the price tags.

I’d totally go grocery shopping with your dad. I also don’t know how much milk costs* and buy berries with reckless abandon.

I guess it’s just too close for comfort for me. Lola would make a really cute cat name though 🤔

Ben Carson is the perfect example of the fact that just because a person has a professional degree, it doesn’t necessarily mean that they are actually smart.