“Ugh, shut up Dad, I’m talking to my boyfriend!”

Yeah, I’m usually down with gingham but that dress is pretty unfortunate. 

I also read that profile of his first wife where she said that over the course of their relationship he pressured her to get thinner and thinner and blonder and blonder. My first thought when I saw pics of the two of them at the Met Gala was “how long before she goes blond?”. As you pointed out, looks like it’s…

Definitely giving me shades of Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sárközy.

This is kinda mean, but I honestly thought that last pic was of Elon and his two kids.

I wish Jez would cover the waitress story too! That lady is everything that I wish I was when shit like this happened to me when I was younger and working in the service industry. Hero!

I’ve heard men at my gym literally screaming so loud that I can hear them through my headphones. We get it, you’re super intense with your workout, now shut the fuck up and let me run on the treadmill in peace. 

Ah ok, thanks for the explanation! It’s a shame, he’s really an excellent actor and I’d love to see him get more recognition for his work. 

G is crazy! I read the recaps on io9 and elsewhere, and he/she’s actually not the only one that felt that way - I was bamboozled that people were bored/annoyed by it. I just really thought it was a beautifully done “story within a story” type ep. 

I never saw the original film, but I’m particularly excited to see Medievalworld and Romanworld! Really really hope they’re included next season (so I guess not until 2020 *sigh*)

I loved it too! Getting to see the other parks was fantastic, and shout out to Kiksuya which was an overall amazing episode (I’m so bummed Zahn McClarnon didn’t get an Emmys nomination for it).

I think they nixed it (a wise decision)

I was in law school at the time and looking forward to terrible VH1 reality shows was the only thing that kept me sane! I’d like to thank Bret Michaels and New York for helping me get my JD :)

I loved all those gloriously trashy VH1 shows from the mid-aughts! I still follow New York on Instagram haha.

I still wish she and Foofy had made it work! They were cute together. 

Oh, fuck that troll. Putting it in words (telling friends, writing it down here) helps strengthen your conviction. I’m proud of you, best of luck!

Thank you!

I’ve been thinking about switching to brown for my lower lashes for a softer look - it’s surprisingly hard to find drugstore mascara in it! I usually wear a black cat eye on top though so I’ll prob stick to black there, though I’m weirdly tempted by all those blue and emerald mascaras I’ve been seeing recently. 

Thanks! I’ll give it another shot and make sure to wipe the brush down thoroughly.

Yeah, he was looking rough there for awhile. I’m happy he’s looking healthy again too!