I bought Blinc on a whim at my eyebrow salon a couple of months ago and it made my lashes look all wet and clumpy. Is it because I didn’t buy the primer too? I was so sad, I had high hopes for it. 

I’m giggling at “sickly baby” - I always say I look like a lashless rabbit without it, but yours is more descriptive haha

I haven’t had any problems with them, but I’ve only gotten them twice. I imagine that long-term use would be pretty damaging though, since the extensions are literally glued to your natural lashes. 

As someone with light eyelashes, if I could only bring one makeup item to a desert island, it would be mascara (concealer would be the runner-up). Lash extensions look lovely, but they are a pain in the ass to maintain and expensive to boot. Black mascara for life!!

Concurred! 

Well, good thing you don’t live there then! ;)

Ellen and Portia had my dream house - wooden beams and stone walls somehow mixed with ultramodern furniture in a seamless way. I’m jealous of the Netflix dude that bought it (not that I would have had $34 million to drop on a house anyways). 

He apparently lives in Paris now and is looking good! I too wish good things for Macaulay Culkin, growing up with parents like his must have been horrible.

I’m giving her the benefit of the doubt with regard to fillers, since she doesn’t have obvious filler face. That said, any woman in their late thirties that has zero crows feet or frown lines is probably getting a touch of Botox, especially one that smokes and tans like Paris.

You’re a good friend :).

Lorde and Taylor’s weird romper in the second gif are cracking me up.

My body sweats fairly normally (I think?) but my face sweats like crazy. The only way to avoid wet tomato-face when I had to take public transit frequently was to carry a paper or wood fan in my purse and bust that out like a flirty 18th century courtesan. I got some weird looks, but it was the only thing that would pr…

Word. Also, the way that the Republican party was somehow able to co-opt the “family values” platform is the biggest scam ever.

Rub it in, why dontcha? ;)

Same. Late thirties here, no kids, got married at the courthouse. I’m getting a little tired of spending time/money celebrating other people’s life events. I couldn’t imagine giving vacation time to a coworker, and I don’t really care if that makes me selfish.

Larry Flynt is pretty gross, but this is goddamn hilarious.

She was smirking while the reverend at Harry and Meghan’s wedding was giving his address. I watched it live on BBC and the camera cut to quite a few guests smothering grins. I get that they’re not used to American-style preaching in the UK, but it was pretty rude. 

I remain convinced that Adrien Grenier’s best work was in You Drive Me Crazy. He should have just retired after that and skipped the whole Entourage thing.

Just posting the gif made me want to watch it again too!

Nothing! Blake looks adorable, just different.