So you’re allowed to be douchey euro soccer fanboys but Brett Favre isn’t? What exactly are the rules here?

I also daydream about assaulting 5th graders. Let's hang out.

As if Sam Allardyce would ever let that glory boy on the pitch.

Can’t do much for your national team if your club team isn’t giving you the opportunities. With that in mind, I hope this kid experiences all of the success in the world at Sunderland.

I would kick that kid into next week if he tried any of that on me.

Klopp fucking rules.

I’m no Liverpool fan, but that was brilliant. Almost makes you forget that it is a second-tier trophy they are chasing.

Slimiest margins?

Just for everyone’s information, Messi has 24 goals in 23 games so far in 2016 for Barcelona. (Ronaldo had 19 goals in 20 appearances before tonight in 2016). Messi does not seem that tired or gassed. It was only in February that Ronaldo stormed out of that press conference after being questioned about his poor form.
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I’m back to calling grown men who show up to baseball games looking kind of dorky and wearing old baseball gloves “potentially endearing” depending on their behavior.

I have never seen Dippin’ Dots, or at least I didn’t register that I saw them. But multiple people have told me I forgot to include them. So feel free to assume they’re somewhere around the bottom, penalized for ruining perfectly good ice cream.

Bad, very bad, kinja.

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

I like Scocca stumping for Baltimore...like a fucking rube

I feel like the NBA should just go ahead and pull it now instead of waiting to see if they fix this abomination of a law. Then they should tell the state legislators that until this law is removed from the books that North Carolina will never see another NBA related event of any magnitude again. And then just follow…

Alex Ofetchkin

Ron Pug-nutt

Bark Messier

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

I love love LOVE how Stewart, Geno and the rest of the UConn team give exactly zero fucks about what the haters have to say about them.