Those aren’t bulldozers, they are front-end loaders. This is a bulldozer.

So you’re allowed to be douchey euro soccer fanboys but Brett Favre isn’t? What exactly are the rules here?

This is just a list of recent movies. Terrible, terrible reporting. Come back with a better list then AAA movies of the past two years.

I also daydream about assaulting 5th graders. Let's hang out.

As if Sam Allardyce would ever let that glory boy on the pitch.

Can’t do much for your national team if your club team isn’t giving you the opportunities. With that in mind, I hope this kid experiences all of the success in the world at Sunderland.

I would kick that kid into next week if he tried any of that on me.

Klopp fucking rules.

I’m no Liverpool fan, but that was brilliant. Almost makes you forget that it is a second-tier trophy they are chasing.

Slimiest margins?

Honest question: Does everybody watch all of these? I love this stuff up to a certain point, but I have to stop eventually and leave something for when I go to the theater.

Just for everyone’s information, Messi has 24 goals in 23 games so far in 2016 for Barcelona. (Ronaldo had 19 goals in 20 appearances before tonight in 2016). Messi does not seem that tired or gassed. It was only in February that Ronaldo stormed out of that press conference after being questioned about his poor form.
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I’m back to calling grown men who show up to baseball games looking kind of dorky and wearing old baseball gloves “potentially endearing” depending on their behavior.

I have never seen Dippin’ Dots, or at least I didn’t register that I saw them. But multiple people have told me I forgot to include them. So feel free to assume they’re somewhere around the bottom, penalized for ruining perfectly good ice cream.

Bad, very bad, kinja.

giving up 4 goals probably minimizes those college prospects as much as anything.

I like Scocca stumping for Baltimore...like a fucking rube

Mothma: You all did such a good job with the first Death Star plans. Now I need you to find the location of the Empires new battle station.

This will be the first of many such corrections, I’m sure.

Alright, but who is gonna play the role of Manny Bothans!?