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Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

raping, not having sex with

I wish I could tell everyone in that family’s situation it is better to pay someone a little commissary to handle the leap for them.

I’m not in favor of state sanctioned execution but oddly enough I’m cool with vigilante justice. Meaning if the dad had hit his target and managed to end this dude’s life, and I was on the jury, I’d let him walk in a heartbeat.

I’m a guy and, having known and even seen guys get roofied in gay bars, I’ve taken my drinks with me, set them on the toilet top while peeing in the bowl. I’ve seen guys just stick their drinks on the top of urinals.

Dude, can you please remove that damn link to pigs for sale?! For f*cks sake, let’s not encourage idiots who think it sounds fun for 5 seconds to have a pig! There’s actually a growing number of pigs entering animal shelters and once former pets being sold at auction for slaughter after the dumb humans who bought them

I don’t want to be one of those people that stops watching when my ship sinks, but Michael bores the crap out of me, and I think I might start watching again if he were in it less (or dead, whatevs).

I heard the worst part is that he was cheating on her with some chicken head.

Yeah. If you’d kept your hot mess of a husband: Alive, employed, managed, fed and clothed and supported and he KEPT stepping out... I can support her and any woman who says, “enough.”

If you want all-male clubs to admit women, then all-female clubs have to follow the same rules and be willing to admit men. I say this as a black woman who understands the need for minority groups to have their own spaces and who also understands that all-male, all white clubs have traditionally provided networking

Yup, this. I hate headlines that are essentially “Natural Remedy Proven Not to Work” and then the story is actually “this supplement doesn’t help totally healthy people who don’t need it” or “this supplement doesn’t do this one specific thing that some people claim it does.”

Key word is “healthy.” There’s a lot of us running around with some pretty nasty GI issues, especially women.

I’m getting a bit more of a Brett vibe. But any of the usual suspects will work. Brett, Chad, Chet, Brad. I mean, the list goes on.

I am so embarrassed for Madonna and even more for her son. Please. It isn’t ageism. It is that you just look the fool.

I'm failing to see the joke here. Is it funny when people with medical conditions or disabilities are looking for love? I don't get it.

ever since fire was invented

Once upon a time (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) I met my husband through a personals ad. I was a shy introvert who truly disliked dating and was not (and still isn’t) HWP. (Height-weight proportionate, for those who don’t speak the 90's lingo.) I ran three ads. The first ad stated I was a blonde. It got 400