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Isn’t the revised script a dig at Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?

Having a rabid jackal eat your face is better than being Eric.

Good Christ, how much were you paid to fart that out?

TBF, I think Trump like the Saudis less for their oil and more for the way they give his hotel money and put his face on giant screens all over the country when he visits.

Second white supremacist to kill random people in a week, zero TV coverage. If Muslims had randomly killed some white people in attacks less than a week apart, wall to wall cable news coverage, no?

“Enemies to the South” is Dorne. Pretty sure Yara is making out with Ellaria or a Sand Snake.

It’s a sign he has a phobia of stairs.

Friendly reminder that “Locomotive Jones” is a well-known racist troll. Do not engage, do not ungrey, thanks.

Efficiently??? This is like the fourth time he’s been embroiled in essentially the same scandal. Huma has the patience of a Saint, frankly.

It shouldn’t have taken this GD long.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I’m, like, really into festivals.

We would have also accepted; “like, because it’s pretty fucking easy.”

*But it wasn’t really my rent

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

I can’t believe people are giving props to Henry-fucking-Kissinger, horrible war criminal who would be in jail if any sane justice prevailed because he was glib about Kush. I’m genuinely fascinated by the people on twitter and the wonks who still think that because Kissinger is still part of respectable establshment,

I’m saying that the overselling is a way for them to maximize their revenue. They may raise fares, or they may take a hit, or they may come up with more innovative solutions. Remember when you could show up at the gate and try to get on the waitlist for an earlier flight? I do. But we should stop reflexively

I just always hated Xander.