Is this today’s official porn post? Prepare for some bukkake:

Just in case?

Yeah, and I buy Star Wars Lego sets “for my son.”

Five stars for the usage of “moose fuselage.”

‘roo bars (they were something of a fad here in the US, called “bull bars”) might help protect you if you hit a deer or even an elk but would probably have to extend a lot higher to do any good on moose.