Technically, they are correct.

Rule34, baby.

Sorry, I think you misheard. It's actually the Wii U Goaty edition. It stars a lovable cartoon goat and is actually a mini-game collection wrapped up in an on-rails shooter.

Call of Duty Shark confirmed.

Excellent. Tomb Raider is the game that actually does the whole "cinematic video game" thing justice.

I would stop putting it off ASAP. Yes, it's that good.

I hope they ditch multiplayer this time and make more campaign based content

These Half Life 3 confirmed "jokes" seriously need to stop. They weren't funny 3 years ago, they aren't funny now. They are just stupid.

I haven't played Halo online since Halo 2. I knew a lot of people who played back then, but once Halo 3 came out I rarely played anything but the campaign. It's crazy to think that back in high school we'd all go home and get on Halo 2. I just never got into the whole MLG scene.

white sharks and black octopi, here is a set on my office desk

Oh please grow up.. I already own the Wii-U, preordered the PS4, and already have a PC that is twice as powerful as it.. The Wii-U is for gamers, the PS4 for is for gamers, and the PC is for gamers..

Here is a post on saw on a Forbes discussion board that seems to explain this very well via Quantum Mechanics (aka...mind can't comprehend). But it's a great explanation to some of the plot points.