I think you lobbed your insult at the wrong random internet commenter. Boy, do you ever have egg on your face!

What? It was a Simpsons quote. Old AVC traditions mixing with our acceptance of being effeminate fat whatever you typed. I think we’re just as pissed at realizing our newfound redundancy as you are.

I wish.

Yo homie if you don’t like this porta-potty why you hanging out in it looking for a handjob?

Kind of hard to tell with their pants on

The catch is your movie will be filmed entirely in Kinja. Also, HELP! I AM GREY!

The first may be applicable, but there is no way the northerners would rely on the second two.

None of the people making this decision (the victorious side in the Battle of the Bastards) accepts the legitimacy of Bolton rule over the North. They also don’t accept the dominion of the King’s Landing regime which gave…

Well, no one really had a clear claim to succession at the time. Bran had a valid claim, but he wasn’t around and isn’t interested regardless. While other northern houses like the Mormonts apparently do allow succession by female family members, it’s not clear the Starks historically have done the same. Also, Sansa’s…

Strictly Built 4 Iron Thronez

To be serious though, I do think George RR Martin will keep Ghost at Jon’s side. He made an intentional parallel once, about Jon keeping Ghost with him every where he goes, and Robb caging and ignoring his wolf, and dying as a result (Grey Wind kept warning Robb not to go to The Twins). So I think Jon keeping Ghost…

That’s some... very fine fanwank there.

I honestly just pretend that Ghost has been at Jon’s side this entire season. He was making the rounds at Winterfell, and sneaking off between important business to go roll around in the snow. He was there at Dragonstone, and let Daenerys pet him. He went Beyond the Wall with the supergroup, and Jon warged into him to…

Why does Brienne, the largest Stark ally, not simply eat the others?

Jon Snow AKA Jonny Sand AKA Ghostface Targayen AKA Lil’ Aegon AKA Auntlover Supreme

Matthew 7:7-8 “Ask and ye shall receive”

Why does he have holes in his wings btw? He was decomposing, in a frozen lake, for all of 5 minutes. Did the night king bring him back to life and start stabbing a bunch of holes? “Hang on just a few more, trust me this will look sooooooo bad ass...”

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something?

Succinctly demonstrating that you don’t actually give a shit about this issue beyond the page views. Nothing in that comment was worthy of a LOL.

Because child abuse is funny to you? Because it was so bad she got to adopt her brother?