I love seeing Hank Azaria randomly pop up in nothing roles in late 80s/early 90s sitcoms. 

Maybe they could go back in time somehow and start over?

“No, Sarah’s skip in the mental institution wasn’t “giddy.””

“right before she does that giddy little skip that’s permanently burnt itself into our action hero-loving minds”

And if there are, is it even possible to ‘swiftly disabuse them of that notion’?  At this point, you’re all in one way or another.  Kinda hard to ride the fence on the Afghanistan war for 20+ years.

Anyone who still thinks of America’s presence in Afghanistan as a heroic affair will be swiftly disabused of that notion.

Chicago Manual of Style says otherwise.

“I believe I can lie...”

I don’t know if R Kelly is stupid enough to hold 3 or 4 or 50 women captive in his house, but he is stupid enough to run his mouth on national television while facing 10 counts of sexual abuse and use “beat it last time” as a defense. 

Gotta love Gayle King. R Kelly is flipping out cursing and screaming and Gayle just sits there calmly saying “Robert” and trying to get him to chill.

Crying like a bitch

Is it still “just rumours” when there’s videotape, Kells?

“wow avclub. nice headline. what happened to innocent until proven guilty huh?!” -someone in the kinja comments soon enough im sure

Oh fuck off, you attention-seeking asshole. How did this guy even get out of the grays to begin with?

Was wondering how long it would take the requisite cavalier tough guy to show up and voice his unasked for opinion. 

Wow, what a Grade-A Shitty thing to say

I’d wish for someone you know and love to commit suicide to give you a shred of perspective, but I’m not a piece of shit like you.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

You knew your take was shitty, and that this wasn’t the place for it, and you decided to put it out there anyway. You’re an asshole.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.