First time in a really long time I've been jealous of a Kardashian. I want to go to The Magical World of Harry Potter without the unwashed hoards.

“By accident” or “accidentally”, not “on accident”.

You need to take the walk of life and get the hell away from Kinja. +1

Pretty sure he's the sultan of swinging a great deal, so don't even worry about it.

I could only imagine Okung telling agents “that ain’t working”, negotiating this dumb deal and then telling them “that’s the way you do it”. I hope he can avoid dire straits by reaching those incentives early, because once he’s getting money for nothing, he’s released for free.

Wait until Donghazi breaks on Deadspin and we’re told it’s only about the Marlins’ manager fighting with his owner.

[reads word “songhazi”]

Exactly! I think - because of the way she looks - he had the expectation that she would behave like a fawning, eager-to-please beauty pageant contestant whose success and public existence is in some fundamental sense utterly dependent on his (r.e. male) approval. But it turns out, she’s not a dumb, obsequious blonde…

If it makes you feel better, you can always blame Fox News for creating Donald Trump in the first place. Because he is Fox News as a presidential candidate.

How about they’re all wrong for so many different reasons or we can see this as a teaching moment:

I think there is something weird and psychosexual in his inability to take criticism from her. He cannot abide her not liking him - her dissent. At first, it seemed like the usual politician versus pesky reporter war, but it’s not. There’s something about her being female that he cannot stand.

The farther you get from ‘18' the more you realize how young that really is.

They are called Donor Cycles for a reason.

Is there any update on the Patriots player the cops are supposedly looking for?

He wasn’t wearing his designated positional vest, so they don’t know who he was.

So incredibly sad, such a waste ....condolences to his team, family and especially his mom.

Sad as hell. Ever sadder is that for so many people this still won’t hammer home such a simple point. Wear a fucking helmet.

Wear your helmets boys and girls. Thoughts go out to his family, friends, and teammates.

CTE strikes again.

I play on a few beer league teams and this is my goddamn nightmare. My teammates make fun of my $30 kevlar socks. Maybe this will shut them up.