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toerrorishuman

Is there ever an ideal time to be the zodiac killer? I’m not sure, LET’S ASK TED CRUZ.

I’m at peak cynical today, my first thought when I read the headline was that she’d killed her father Natural Born Killers style.

1. Is Sale trying to orchestrate a way to get dealt because that team isn’t going anywhere?

Man, a kid hasn’t caused this much trouble for Chicago baseball since the Cubs kicked out that goat in 1945.

Not in my house? Oh come on. It's not like the city paid for...wait...

I’m tired of the narrative that “he had a bright future until it was taken away” about rape and sports. It makes it sound like a horrible thing was done to him when it’s him who has done it to someone else.

The story of the A380 is fascinating, but the one with nurse Darlene and the baby has really shaken me.

In other news, scientists have finally crossbred a miniature pig with an eagle and it was pushed out of its nest today.

The team deserves to be pissed...

Not sure if you can really get much shittier than this. Guy is riding around doing this for fun and thinking nothing of it. Look at that pup’s face! Rest easy, Nash. Hopefully there is some pup afterlife where you can run in the snow and not have to deal with barbaric humans fucking up your day.

Plus a captain on a NK warship has a family. His co has a family. They are dead and so are their families. Any sailors on board with families will mutiny. The cap also has a commissar on board. This is not Red October but an old submarine sinking. Happens to cutting edge properly maintained submarines as well.

Of course, defection always remains a possibility...albeit a slim one probably.

Yeaaaaaaaaaah

Not so wreckless this time

Vous prendrez votre québécois et vous l’aimerez.

The Deliverator

But...what if he'd said Durantula?

I spent far too much time trying to figure out how USAY (United Against Sexual Assault at Yale) worked as an acronym...