That microphone looks like a pair of balls.

Next it’ll turn out their ouendan is really just a bunch of really excited bookies.

Great day for internet when the comment section is littered with “good for her” rather than some jackass remarks.

He seems to be feeling baloo over it.

Enjoying the silence, perhaps.

This must be hitting Denver fans like an ass to the face.

Woah. May not want to say you can’t wait to see somebody’s daughter use a wire hanger.

Beloved white male comedian says we should have a conservative president because it’s “fair.” Oh, ok. What’s it like to have so much privilege that 4-8 years of conservative policy from the White House isn’t life-threateningly terrifying?

At this stage of the game, both siderism is just as bad being on the right. It enables them to do terrible things. It is why every time the Republican’s do something horrific, what passes for their intellectual class is standing there going...”but..but..the democrats!”

Apparently, the same thing was said about Hitler back in 1922

Hey hey hey. I don’t like the arc of this story. New Athletic Director Noah Whitman couldn’t even wait 40 days and 40 nights to measure Cubit’s development. Not a great way for the program to stay afloat.

You should hear his awful poetry

There’s a whole lot to unpack in here, but this part in particular

School Commissioner - “Broom handle? So I assume some sweeping changes are in order.”

So wait, they’re angry that unnecessary objectification and sexualization is being removed from their games, so they’re accusing one of the people who works on the games of... sexualizing and objectifying characters?

Season 9 is a low, lowwww bar.

The only good thing about X Files reboot is Gillian Anderson, the fucking goddess we are not worthy of. I would watch her watch paint dry for 3 hours. (If you haven’t watched Hannibal & The Fall, I suggest it highly)

I totally agree. So many people are like “agh this show is awful!” and it’s like “yeah... it’s always been awful. what did you expect?” It’s not like it was some sophisticated art or something. It was a corny family sitcom. Why are we so shocked that the reboot is another corny family sitcom? What were we hoping for?

Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

If that’s racist, I guess get me fitted for a rebel flag window wrap. I’m just not ever going to be able to condemn a person for taking precautions to not be a victim.