He was white.

So sad that in 2016, people have peephole videos from 2009 on their phone. Grainy, boring, and pathetic peephole videos. Ascii porn is more stimulating.

Worth noting that millions of dollars in billable hours have been spent commenting on this website. For a while back in the pre-Kinja days it seemed every other commenter was an attorney.

Makes sense, because tennis scoring is already in dog points.

Rite??? We fight for our place in this world. They remind us we need to earn it at every level.

The ultimate irony of this post, of course, is in how Erin Andrews has a history of being trivialized as a woman sports reporter here.

I’m a female. I like sports. But it seems like everyday I hear a story about how trivialized women are in sports, in sports “relationships", and now, even broadcasting. dammit.

Can any of ‘em throw? Pirates could use some help on the back end of the rotation.

Whew. For a second there, I read Philly themed sports cruise. I imagine the headline being far more dire in that case.

Another vessel was encountered but when Ken Wregget tried to rescue it, unfortunately it went between his legs.

Bonus undrafted Pirates! (Too soon?)

The grounds crew guy treated him like a poor person trying to sneak into the field level seats at Yankee Stadium.

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

They can do whatever they want, and we can call them out for being assholes whenever we want. America is great!

and...here it is.

Never leave your house in footwear that you cannot run in.

Kemosabe:record label names::Redskins:sports team names

Exactly! It shouldn’t even matter if their relationship is physically incestuous because it’s clearly emotionally incestuous and he’s prioritizing his sister over his fiancee so DTMFA.

“Let’s take thousands of guys from difficult childhoods, give them serious money and serious brain damage SIMULTANEOUSLY, and then judge their choices.” - footbaw