Well the Lakers scored the jackpot with the DeMarcus Cousins signing.

I find the fact that his name is Jay Dee but his nickname is B.J. for more offensive/questionable than the drunken brawling.

HOLY SHIT. I love the internet sometimes.

Penn has had 11 loses in the last decade, with 5 coming from T/KO. I dunno...maybe that’s bad for a brains ability to do things like regulate emotion or do a risk/rewards analysis...Or maybe he ate too many GMO’s.

Watched a youtube video recently about how the Charges once missed the playoffs while having the #1 offense and #1 defense in the league. It was incredibly depressing.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

“Making good decisions” and “being an intelligent person” are not the same thing. Lots of intelligent people make bad decisions. Gronk’s charm is that he is genuinely that simple.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

I think it’s because they did away with cheerleaders 

Unfortunately, we lost him in a series of mergers in 2012. Great man tho. 

Gayle Sayers didn’t walk away in his prime. He just couldn’t do it anymore because of injuries. In 1970 and ‘71 he was only able to play four games, get 36 rushes for 90 yards, 1 reception for -6 yards, and no kick or punt returns. He attempted to play in 1972, fumbled twice in three preseason carries, and retired a…

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.

I’m sorry, but we’re now talking about a locker room with LeBron James in it. That’s a little different from a bunch of rookies and journeymen cashing checks on the way to 32-50. The idea that Howard on a probationary contract is going to have any presence in that locker room other than setting up LeBron’s dad jokes…

...he’s with the Clippers.  They keep waiving players who have signaled their intention to sign with the Lakers, Jerry’s in-house rivals.  I didn’t think I had to explain it.

I’m not against the occasional conspiracy theory, but after Chris Paul, Paul George, and Kawhi all ended up elsewhere you think the league is colluding for the Lakers?