Went there in college, went bar-hopping, and it was exactly this. On top of that, 2 of every 3 drunken assholes we came across was singing that fucking "Walking in Memphis" song. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT SONG.

Damn it, i should have known someone would beat me to this. I need to start waking up earlier.

I briefly dated one of those girls. Very, very briefly. So briefly.

Haha. Good one, Drew. There is no team called the Tennessee Titans. You cant fool me!

Yeah, he would have zero chance in hell of winning. Even aside from all of that, he would still have to prove that the helmet was the proximate cause of his injury, or that the NFL was negligent. The latter is a complete non-starter, considering the helmet testing/standards and safety regulations and whatnot. The…

Sure, if you're dumb enough to be amused by the laziest and most generic jokes possible.

The coaches get to review footage and approve what is or isnt shown. Hence why there was no mention of cryotherapy being the cause of his zombie feet during the first episode. Gruden would never let shit like this on air. 

I cant even imagine being so unbelievably far up your own ass.

Contra 3 fucking rules, and your dad is awesome.

Breuer has to be the least funny cast member in the history of SNL. Which is saying something.

I feel like maybe you missed the joke...?

I was reading basketball scouting reports the other day, because i am a loser, when i saw that one of the top prospects was born the year i graduated college. I somehow still feel as if i just recently finished college. What the fuck happened?

So, you’ve somehow never heard of Deion Sanders’ football career? Were you born in 2002?

The term “indians” itself isnt really considered offensive in the US, i dont believe. When i was in school, at least, that’s even how our books and classes usually referred to Native Americans: simply as Indians, or Indian tribes.

....are you being serious?

Lol. Just stop.

I... think you should read up some more on Bruce Lee....

You seem fun.

You seem to have a very poor grasp of how movies and flashbacks work. Jesus...

Steam doesnt have exclusives, moron. They have never paid for an exclusive. If a game is only available on Steam, its because the dev themselves chose not to release it elsewhere, not because Valve forced them into exclusivity. Maybe try actually knowing something about a topic before arguing about it online?