Clemson isnt in the SEC, genius. Which makes it pretty fucking hard for them to have the best defense in a conference that they dont even fucking belong to.

You cant miss obvious jokes when you name your profile after Tom Servo. You are bringing shame to your namesake and clearly arent worthy of Tom Servo’s name.

Jesus christ... Are you actually this dumb?

That’s.... not acaccurate at all. The Heat game has fuck-all to do with anything.

That Trump freight train that had 3 million fewer votes than his opponent? Lol.

The popular vote? Clinton. By over 3 million votes. Not even fucking close, really. Nice try, though! Dipshit.

Yes, you caught me. I have not yet ascended to a high enough level to have such extremely esoteric knowledge as what a Libertarian is revealed to me. It is such very obscure knowledge.

...wut? Are you playing in Quick Play? I have pretty much never heard anyone get berated in Quick Play. Everyone can see your level, they know you are new. Not to mention that there’s, you know, multiple different training modes that you can use. It takes 15 seconds to dip into Practice to check out someone’s abilities…

Oh, man.... drunken 4 player Simpsons and X-Men sounds so fun...

Still better than Favre's penis, which pulled a Tiny Archibald.

Bob’s killed me, for some reason.

I mean, that’s pretty damn disingenuous. You can be the most competent and well-run organization in the NBA, and it still isnt going to mean jack-shit to free agents if you’re located in Indiana, or Utah, or Milwaukee, or so on and so on.

“I’ve never been there and know literally nothing about it, but im going to talk shit on everybody who complains about it, anyways!”

I mean, your own comment should tell you that he wasnt actually very good. If the defense played great, they won. If the defense was average or worse, they lost. That is not the sign of a good QB. That is the sign of an extremely mediocre QB being carried by a good defense.

I like how everyone (media, writers, talking heads) conveniently ignores the fact that they spent at least 2 seasons fawning over Sanchez, calling him the next great franchise QB (Sanchize!), calling him the next Brady, ripping teams like the Browns for passing on such a great QB in the draft, etc etc..

This is so dumb.

Lebron hasnt had to give up the reigns because he is always the best player. He took a backseat at times in Miami though, and almost surely would have done the same for Kawhi. (Even though he is still better than Kawhi.)

Nah. I dont know why this isnt mentioned, but there were reports at the time that Kawhi was deciding between Lakers anand Clippers, and one of the primary deciding factors was going to be whether they could keep quiet/not leak conversations.... and then literally one or two days after that report, Magic was doing…

Mitchell does not belong in the group you are lumping him in with.

We are all very impressed by you.