Get out of here with that ridiculous nonsense. I may have been a prick when i was that age, but i never would have so much as considered “pranking” a homeless person, let alone feed them a fucking toxic substance. Youth does not come even remotely close to excusing this kind of bullshit. There are a lot of 19-23 year…

Me and my daughter were going down the unvelievably awful, deranged, and downright disturbing youtube prank rabbithole yesterday. It’s fucking unreal. Such hilarious classics as “killed my kid PRANK,” “Flashing children PRANK,” and “pranking mom to think her kid exploded PRANK.” Because, you know, it’s hilarious to…

Stop. They dont want assistance. There are countless other sources of news out there, and they actively ignore them. They tune in to Fox for a reason: it reinforces the awful beliefs that they already hold. Stop trying to portray them as innocent victims.

No. No, they’re pretty goddamn dumb.

It’s a shame that the irony of you calling anyone else brainwashed is lost on you.

You seem fun.

...wut? He’s one of the most beloved and respected commenters on Kinja. He posts far more than just that meme, you disingenuous shmuck. And that meme, for what it’s worth, is pretty damn fitting, considering gun nuts find their idiotic possessions more important than saving lives.

Superstardom? Let’s calm down just a little bit, slugger.

It is an incredibly large leap from “i need a midrange to counter 4-person walls meeting me at the rim” to “i want to be Kobe and play hero ball and shoot nothing but mid-range jumpers all day.” Thanks for being brave enough to make that hugely vast leap, for some odd reason...

This is a very odd comment to leave on an article whose entire premise is that the current refs ARE faceless and devoid of personality and/or attention-seeking behavior....

I’m going way out on a limb here, but... maybe, just maybe, it’s because people genuinely enjoy playing his games? Crazy thought, i know...

And yet, you took the time to open it, read it, and comment upon it.

You know that games have actual, you know.... gameplay, right? That there are more to games than just the story?

I forgot that story is the only part of a video game that counts, and will now discount the countless hours of fun ive had playing Metal Gear. Thank goodness you were here to open my eyes.

We are all very impressed by how contrarian you are. We will also noe all forget how groundbreaking Metal Gear, Metal Gear Solid, and MGS2 are, because you told us that he actually isnt good and everyone was just somehow tricked into thinking so.

You must have skipped the parts where he talked about it being Siakam’s best game ever, and Gasol’s best game of the postseason, and Van Vleet being on a recent hot streak.

I dont know... i do lots and lots of drugs, and i think it sounds fucking awful.

And, for the fourth time: i am not arguing that they are alien crafts. I’m replying to someone who felt the need to explain what UFO stands for, as if everyone isnt fully aware of that, and pointing out that the article isnt trying to argue that they are alien crafts. It is just explaining that there have been a…

Yes, i know. I’m not trying to argue that they are alien crafts. I just found it obnoxious that someone felt the need to smugly explain what UFO stands for, as if everyone else is a complete dipshit moron.

Yeah, i know. Im not arguing that it is aliens. I’m taking exception to the fact that somebody felt the need to smugly explain what UFO stands for, as if everyone wasn’t already aware of that, and as if the point of the article was to argue for the existence of aliens (rather than just pointing out the numerous cases…