Even if you didnt know it was a meme, it was so blatantly obvious that he was joking in relation to the article that ignorance of the meme in no way excuses taking him seriously.

I’m guessing you are a completely oblivious dumbass who is unable to grasp even the most blatant jokes possible? Since, you know... that’s exactly what just happened. Maybe take a break from the internet until you are less of a dipshit, so as to not embarrass yourself further.

Even just reading the description of this movie is fucking exhausting. Who the fuck would think this would actually make for an interesting film?

I fucking cringe any time i read a detailed sex scene in a novel or story. It just always seems so awkward and unnecessary, and always makes me think that the author themself was just really horny at the time or something. Because otherwise, what’s the point? Is anybody actually turned on by reading sex scenes? They…

Wait... what? Are you saying that you dont think people actually use that position in real life?

Twerking is more specific than the extremely specific dance with extremely specific origins that he identified? Sure, chief...

Twerking absolutely was a thing in the 90's and just wasnt referred to by that name, so i think this commenter (you) just doesnt know what they are talking about and comes across as a smarmy and incorrect jerk.

Remember? I watched the terrible old made-for-tv biopic about it!

Dude... we saw this the first dozen times you posted it on this article. You dont have to reply with this to every single fucking comment on the article (although it's already too late for that). Posting it over and over and over again just makes you seem extremely obnoxious and undermines your argument. Fuck's sake...

“i somehow completely and utterly missed the entire point, even after reading the article.”

You seem to be arguing against someone else, because nothing that you said contradicts anything i said.

Same. I used to play many games just for the story itself. Now i skip every conversation and cutscene that i can. I played the hell out of Destiny 1 and 2, for example, and could not tell you a single thing about the lore or characters.

Such an absurdly terrible and cringey line, from far and away the worst writer on this site.

I mean, i would read more reviews besides this one, if you havent already. There are large aspects of the game that arent even mentioned in this review, and many othere are more enthusiastic. Sounds to me like it will be really fun if you go in knowing what it is: a fun, casual, mindless shoot em up in a big open…

This actually makes yout previous comment even more embarrassing. What kind of lameass 31 year old doesnt know Iggy Pop, or listens to Kesha? Sweet fucking lord...

Is the person posting about Kesha seriously trying to shame somebody for posting Iggy Pop? Holy fuck, talk about a blatant lack of self-awareness. What an obnoxious and idiotic comment...

Barrett is awesome, and it is in no way outside the realm of possibility that he ends up being a better NBA player than Zion.

Been debating whether to get this for the past few weeks. I have never played a Phoenix Wright game. How involved are you in actually solving mysteries? Are they super simple and obvious? Is it possible to actually fail, or does it hold your hand?

No way, man. You are legitimately missing out on something great. Both by waiting so long, and by playing offline. You are not getting the full experience at all. Youre actively taking away some of the things that make those games magical. Summoning someone to help you through a new area, being summoned to help…

To me, there is nothing in games like starting up a new Souls game (or Bloodborne) immediately after it comes out, when everything is new and unknown. It is the absolute best. Such a sense of mystery and discovery and adventure, and the community forming around it... freaking magical. Ive been playing games since the…