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Imagine the version of yourself that lives in the parallel universe where you dont idiotically try to insult and belittle someone simply for having the audacity to disagree with the writer, and how much of an obnoxious asshole that version would find you to be.

So basically, the show went straight to shit the moment it passed the progress of the books. Im shocked, i tell you. Who could have possibly seen that coming?

Well thats just plaun dumb.

Me and my friends pose for photos like that all the time, too...

I dont want to jump to conclusions, but... Steve Smith may just be an asshole.

I think being an NFL QB pays a little bit more than activism.

Thank you. Ive been saying this from Day One. Darnold sucks, but people somehow bought into the Young USC QB hype. If youre a turnover machine in college when you have a massive talent advantage over most opponents, you arent going to magically stop throwing INT's when the competition gets much stronger.

How anybody ever thought Baker wasnt leagues better than every other of the 4 major QBs in that class is beyond me. He had pretty much the best advanced stats of any college QB in memory. He was more accurate on throws under pressure than every other QB was with an open pocket and no pressure (where he was FAR more

Darnold sucks.

Um... Aldridge was a beast last season, and good this season. You think they would have been just as good without him? Come on, now. Let's not be silly.

Meh. You dont know that. You dont know how much mental impact that gane has on both teams. And of course, Lebron wouldnt injure his hand punching the wall after the game.

Much like my all-time favorite NFL player, 80's standout QB Browns. He led me to many a Tecmo Super Bowl.

I like how your bio of North doeant even bother to mention, oh i dont know... Iran-Contra?

Yes, Durant had a super ridic uilous game where he was hot, so that somehow means the Warriors cant be beat.

How do you “smugly” camp out for tickets? They werent camping out because they legitimately enjoy and were excited about the movies! They were just doing it to be smug and personally annoy you!

Yes, heaven forbid that people actually enjoy or invest themselves in these movies. Let's all belittle them and insult them for having the audacity to enjoy some escapist fantasy movies!

Jesus fucking christ. You cannot be serious.

Thanks for pointing out this super obscure fact that definitely wasnt explicitly mentioned in this very fucking article or anything...

Holy shit, what an amazingly stupid comment. Did you just discover NBA basketball this year?

But Duke has a long history of producing quality QB’s, right? And QB’s who have massively below average completion percentage, YPA, TD/INT ratios, etc etc, in bad college conferences somehow magically become better and more accurate/productive in the NFL, right? Better than a guy who smashed records at a power