I like how your bio of North doeant even bother to mention, oh i dont know... Iran-Contra?

Yes, Durant had a super ridic uilous game where he was hot, so that somehow means the Warriors cant be beat.

....wut? 

The true shame in all of this, is that nothing bad happened to Ingri Cassell.

How do you “smugly” camp out for tickets? They werent camping out because they legitimately enjoy and were excited about the movies! They were just doing it to be smug and personally annoy you!

Yes, heaven forbid that people actually enjoy or invest themselves in these movies. Let's all belittle them and insult them for having the audacity to enjoy some escapist fantasy movies!

Jesus fucking christ. You cannot be serious.

Thanks for pointing out this super obscure fact that definitely wasnt explicitly mentioned in this very fucking article or anything...

Holy shit, what an amazingly stupid comment. Did you just discover NBA basketball this year?

But Duke has a long history of producing quality QB’s, right? And QB’s who have massively below average completion percentage, YPA, TD/INT ratios, etc etc, in bad college conferences somehow magically become better and more accurate/productive in the NFL, right? Better than a guy who smashed records at a power…

It’s... in the article that you’re commenting on...

You are very wrong, and your basketball takes are very bad. That Pacers team was an elite defensive team, and undoubtedly one of the 5 best teama in the league. Stupid imaginary hypotheticals about if they played in the Western conference are completely meaningless.

Oh, so the Pacers team with one of the best records in the NBA would have been relegated to a lpwer seednin the West? How does that work? Are there new rules i didnt know about where your playoff seeding is no longer dictated by your record?

In no universe was George Hill the second best player on the Cavs last year. Let’s not be silly.

He was such an obvious stud that he wasnt drafted until the 29th pick?

I’m literally incapable of looking at that top image without laughing out loud.

Have you been taking a break from the internet for the past 5 months?

They have become exceedingly unlikable, roughly 99 percent of which comes from Westbrook. Good thing he did so much gloating in the one game where his jumpshot somehow flukily started falling, because he wont have another chance to gloat until next regular season.

I thought it was super dumb. If he stayed because he likes the area and teammates and doesnt actually give a shit about being a contender, then more power to him. Be happy. But if he actually thought that they were going to be championship contenders, then.... hoo boy. Especially considering that Westbrook doesnt…

No. No, your take is definitely the stupid one. Any time you try to defend something that is universally considered to be idiotic, then you should go ahead and assume that your take is fucking dumb.