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Are you new to the internet? 

Read the comment. He was talking about McMahon. Try to keep up, slugger. Especially if you’re going to try to be an obnoxious jerk.

How is it career threatening? I havent seen a single other person or source claim as much. Worst fear is season ending surgery. And there are, you know... other seasons after this one in which he could play.

The best way would probably be “last year’s ROY runner up,” which is boring but also correct

I will reply to you as soon as you learn to read and write, you illiterate goon. Holy shit. What a fucking embarrassment. You cant spell, OR use basic grammer, OR use basic punctuation, OR form and express a coherent thought. Other than that, though, you’re doing great!

Still residing in Appalachia, i day that Uncle Milty has never been more right about anything ever.

I feel you. Thr place that i work shut down forever, with no warning, on Friday...

Your basketball articles are legitimately embarrassing to read, Gabe. Your others are fine. But your basketball articles... wow.

You are WAY on the wrong side on this, and you sound like a jerk about it, to boot. Aside from massively downplaying what MSU did by referring to it simply as “a scandal in the gymnastics division,” which is a fucking joke, trying to use the athletes on the basketball team as some kind of shield is extremely fucking

Yes. There is something magical that allows Auburn to succeed from time to time. Not any other school that achieves success in sports; none of those are magical. Those are all just the result of the evil machinations of the NCAA. But when Aubrurn succeeds, it’s because magic.

Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

Yes, we all saw the part where you made it sound like all of the bottom 3 teams have a good chance at getting the number 1 pick , and completely neglected to mention the fact that the chance is a paltry 14 percent. But thanks for showing us again.

I feel like you were kind of just making stuff up in the final paragraph. His playmaking isnt good? He averages 7 assists per game in spite of being surrounded by a worthless roster completely devoid of any other scoring threats. He has actually shown the ability to be a fairly good defender when he needs to be. But

If youre going to get a tattoo of dice, you should probably go to somebody with at least a slight grasp of basic geometry. Also, they should be 20-sided. That's what the cool kids would get.

This is a bizarre article. I mean, i understand the absurdity of this guy talking about middle class America.... but he isn’t wrong. All one has to do is take a stroll through any part of the internet where Republicans and/or rural white poor/middle-class people frequent, and you will see them incessantly bitching

Haven’t you heard? Black people dont work, silly! They live off of handouts and crime. Or so i hear on a pretty much daily basis...

He’s on his third team. So, it’s a failure of all 3 teams? That’s what you’re going with?

There is absolute zero possibility that the Pelicans (or any other team) would trade for Hayward, let alone trade AD for a package including him. Nobody wants a player making that much money who is a husk of a shell of a ghost of himself, and may very well never be anywhere near the same again. There’s just no way.

....wut? Youre not seriously comparing Booker to Wiggins are you? Booker is a much more prolific scorer while also being much more efficient, and is also a good passer/playmaker. Wiggins contributes literally nothing whatsoever to a basketball team aside from grossly inefficient chucking. Booker puts up good nunbers

Also, feel free to remind me when Harden missed weeks with an i hury this season. Oh wait, he didnt? So that comparison is ALSO really dumb? Okay, then.