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Yes. There is something magical that allows Auburn to succeed from time to time. Not any other school that achieves success in sports; none of those are magical. Those are all just the result of the evil machinations of the NCAA. But when Aubrurn succeeds, it’s because magic.

Wow. You seem tremendously fucking dumb.

Yes, we all saw the part where you made it sound like all of the bottom 3 teams have a good chance at getting the number 1 pick , and completely neglected to mention the fact that the chance is a paltry 14 percent. But thanks for showing us again.

I feel like you were kind of just making stuff up in the final paragraph. His playmaking isnt good? He averages 7 assists per game in spite of being surrounded by a worthless roster completely devoid of any other scoring threats. He has actually shown the ability to be a fairly good defender when he needs to be. But

If youre going to get a tattoo of dice, you should probably go to somebody with at least a slight grasp of basic geometry. Also, they should be 20-sided. That's what the cool kids would get.

This is a bizarre article. I mean, i understand the absurdity of this guy talking about middle class America.... but he isn’t wrong. All one has to do is take a stroll through any part of the internet where Republicans and/or rural white poor/middle-class people frequent, and you will see them incessantly bitching

Haven’t you heard? Black people dont work, silly! They live off of handouts and crime. Or so i hear on a pretty much daily basis...

He’s on his third team. So, it’s a failure of all 3 teams? That’s what you’re going with?

There is absolute zero possibility that the Pelicans (or any other team) would trade for Hayward, let alone trade AD for a package including him. Nobody wants a player making that much money who is a husk of a shell of a ghost of himself, and may very well never be anywhere near the same again. There’s just no way.

....wut? Youre not seriously comparing Booker to Wiggins are you? Booker is a much more prolific scorer while also being much more efficient, and is also a good passer/playmaker. Wiggins contributes literally nothing whatsoever to a basketball team aside from grossly inefficient chucking. Booker puts up good nunbers

Also, feel free to remind me when Harden missed weeks with an i hury this season. Oh wait, he didnt? So that comparison is ALSO really dumb? Okay, then.

Maybe this is an extremely stupid comment! Maybe! Just kidding, it definitely is!

You mean the Houston that is top 5 in true shooting percentage? That’s the team that you are claiming has a “horrid” percentage?

Who in fuck’s name is the ref who kicks his foot? Why the fuck are you stepping over him? Stepping over a player even when he isnt injured would be incredibly rude and disrespectful, doing so while that player is screaming in pain is just completely absurd and unforgivable. That dude should legitimately be fired for

Most people dont spend enough time commenting on this site to be intimately familar with various of the thousands of people who post on here. But sure, try to shame people for having actual lives outside of Gawker comment sections. That’s definitely the embarrassing thing, and not the other way around...

.....wut? This is tips for playing when you first start out. As in, early in your first (and perhaps only) playthrough. There is one fucking sentence where it says to not worry about trying to be perfect unless/until your second playthrough. That’s it. That’s the only reference to a second playthrough. Good fucking

Dear god. Exactly what i was thinking. Looks like it’s about time to take a break from the internet for a while. I can’t even...

What the fuck kind of jumbled, nonsensical word salad is this bullshit comment? Holy fuck... take a deep breath and take some time to actually organize your thoughts, for fuck’s sake, and learn how to fucking write. Good fucking grief.

Believing you live in a dangerous world (because guns) and deciding that the best course of action is for more people to have more guns to protect themselves, rather than maybe making guns harder to get and/or getting rid of guns.... good fucking grief. It’s depressing just how dumb people can be....

So... you are going to argue that most gunowners arent Republicans? You know, the party that doesnt want to regulate guns because so many of their supporters are gunowners, as well as the party that our current wannabe-tyrant now leads?