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I dont think Higgins will get lost in the shuffle, as he has excellent chemistry with Mayfield. I wouldnt be super shocked if he ends up 3rd behind OBJ/Landry and ahead of Callaway (although Callaway is also good, and has the potential to have a huge season with those other 2 taking attention away from him; he’s going

Holy shit, dude. You know you’re allowes to use periods and start new sentences, right? There’s no limit on the number of sentencws per comment, so there’s no need to cram 4 separate sentences together into one huge run-on sentence.

This may be the single most pointless article i have ever read. It’s an article that does literally nothing except point out a (dumb and pointless and idiotic) article on another website. That’s it. No analysis, nothing added. Just, “hey look, this other website wrote an article. And to make it worse, the article you

That isnt even remotely close to what you meant, and everybody who read your comment knows that. Just admit that you said something dumb or quietly take the L and move on, rather than being a smarmy and disingenuous jerk to the people who called out the stupidity of your comment.

This is legitimately one of the single dumbest comments i have ever read. Like when he watches the playoffs from home? The guy who made 8 straight Finals? That’s the guy that youre trying to say routinely watches the playoffs from home? 

Then you would be a god awful GM, because that’s dumb. Peppers is an average safety at best (although ost Browns fans will tell you that he sucks). This may shock you, but being picked in the 1st round doesnt automatically mean that a player is actually good! The Browns gave up an average, eminently replaceably Safety

Dude, with all due respect... YOU are the one who originally implied that it was dumb to trade for a WR who has only been in one playoff game. HE replied by saying that evaluating a WR by the success of his team is silly. Then you keep saying that was YOUR point, even though he has been the one saying that all along

A mid-1st round pick and an average/completely replaceable safety is a lot for a team with an excess of cap space to give up for one of the 3 best WR’s in the league? You would be an awful GM. 

Yes. That's exactly his point.

Oh, are we doing that thing where we pretend like the Browns are still just the same old dysfunctional Browns, rather than a team that has a good GM/front office, extremely good young QB, stud RB, killer young defensive players, and who was some terrible officiating away from making the playoffs last season?

I thought so. Stay tuned for when i go around correcting people's grammar and typos!

That’s a great theory. Aside from the fact that, you know.... it doesnt actually ask for or require any more personal info than what you provided while signing up for Social Club in the first place. Exact same information. Only difference is generating a new code when you log in to a new device.

I have zero problems with the controls in RDR2. I fail to see what is wrong with them.

Jesus.... shut the fuck up, you blatantly disingenuous and obnoxious dipshit of a clown. Oh no, she said she wanted a more diverse press pool! How dare she?!?! She is an enemy of the people! I went back and read her interviews and comments, and they arent even remotely similar to what you claim them to be. She was

II understood the question perfectly, and i explained the rule and how it applies numerous times (as did others) while you continually claimed that nobody would answer you. It’s not my fault you’re too fucking dumb to understand sinple logic. I dont see what was hard to grasp in my explanation: he jumped off of one

Thanks for typing in all caps so everyone can immediately recognize what a huge fucking dumbass you are.

Oh, i see now. This is a parody of a Barstool reader, right? You cant actually be this dumb? Freedom of Speech....lol. Yes, Deadspin! Arent you familiar with the part of the Constitution which says citizens are allowed to criticize the government without being punished? Which is, you know, the only fucking thing

Oh, you mean the Deadspin that does far more traffic than Barstool? That Deadspin?

I have a serious question: how is it possible to read an entire article, and somehow completely miss the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT and remain completely and utterly oblivious to basically everything that the article is saying? Good fucking grief....

In fairness, Steve Deberg WAS a good veteran QB, as shown by the many many championship seasons he led me to in Tecmo Bowl. His stats weren’t the greatest, but man did he do a great job of handing off to Christian Okoye and then high-fiving him after he ran for a TD!