Oh, are we doing that thing where we pretend like the Browns are still just the same old dysfunctional Browns, rather than a team that has a good GM/front office, extremely good young QB, stud RB, killer young defensive players, and who was some terrible officiating away from making the playoffs last season?

I thought so. Stay tuned for when i go around correcting people's grammar and typos!

That’s a great theory. Aside from the fact that, you know.... it doesnt actually ask for or require any more personal info than what you provided while signing up for Social Club in the first place. Exact same information. Only difference is generating a new code when you log in to a new device.

I have zero problems with the controls in RDR2. I fail to see what is wrong with them.

Jesus.... shut the fuck up, you blatantly disingenuous and obnoxious dipshit of a clown. Oh no, she said she wanted a more diverse press pool! How dare she?!?! She is an enemy of the people! I went back and read her interviews and comments, and they arent even remotely similar to what you claim them to be. She was…

II understood the question perfectly, and i explained the rule and how it applies numerous times (as did others) while you continually claimed that nobody would answer you. It’s not my fault you’re too fucking dumb to understand sinple logic. I dont see what was hard to grasp in my explanation: he jumped off of one…

Thanks for typing in all caps so everyone can immediately recognize what a huge fucking dumbass you are.

Oh, i see now. This is a parody of a Barstool reader, right? You cant actually be this dumb? Freedom of Speech....lol. Yes, Deadspin! Arent you familiar with the part of the Constitution which says citizens are allowed to criticize the government without being punished? Which is, you know, the only fucking thing…

Oh, you mean the Deadspin that does far more traffic than Barstool? That Deadspin?

I have a serious question: how is it possible to read an entire article, and somehow completely miss the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT and remain completely and utterly oblivious to basically everything that the article is saying? Good fucking grief....

In fairness, Steve Deberg WAS a good veteran QB, as shown by the many many championship seasons he led me to in Tecmo Bowl. His stats weren’t the greatest, but man did he do a great job of handing off to Christian Okoye and then high-fiving him after he ran for a TD!

Ive beeen saying this for years, mang. I watched all of those Browns games. He was a good QB, and i dont care what anybody says. He was just stuck on a team that probably shouldnt even have been allowed to play actual NFL games. I honestly think he would have had a GREAT career if he went to damn near any other team,…

This reply was better the first 3 times people made it.

Did you read The Moops’ earlier comment, and decide to attempt saying the exact same thing in the most tortured, convoluted, and clunky way possible?

Dude.... they are in, or just outside of, the top 5 in payroll every season. You cant accuse a team of being intentionally mediocre or not spending money/trying to improve when they are near the top in payroll every season. Its not that they are cheap or intentionally mediocre, just that they suck at building a good…

Even if you do think that there’s a way for that to be effective in the current NBA, Drummond himself is absolutely terrible posting up.

Insert Jason Pierre-Paul/thumb knuckle joke here:

Also also, insert Jason Pierre-Paul thumb knuckle joke here:

Now LT.... LT had some thumb knuckles!

Nobody has accused him of doing it to be lazy, but rather that something else is going on (be it the yips or something more nefarious) that he doesnt want to admit to, so this is the cover story. And its hard to blame anyone for thinking that, considering how many specialists said that there was nothing wrong with him.