Nah. Angry Mohawk Dude will have large quantities of blood gushing out of him.

Or, better yet, buy bread that has an actual crust.

I would add that you should remove the "cubes" from the tray after they've frozen so you don't stain it, and put the former in a Ziploc freezer bag. Then, you grab cubes from the bag, based upon how many people you're cooking for. Each pesto cube, for example, is about the size of a single serving.

EA is deceptive in the way they market their games. I remember an NBA title that made this big deal out of its career mode, without saying ANYWHERE on the package or in the instructions that it only last seven years. That's a career?

I appreciate your thoughtful reply. And I didn't mean to be homophobic myself, I was merely trying to draw out the homophobia of someone whom I thought was talking in code, if you get my point. The best way to show that someone is a homophobic bigot, is to tell them they look a little light in the loafers themselves.…

I thought language wan't important. My bad. And I'm bisexual, which is something that doesn't exist according to the medical profession and large swaths of the gay community.

So you're bi, then? You prefer women but you can still see yourself banging a guy under the right circumstances? Mazel tov!

Okay. Suit yourself. I'll take my lead from the gay community, of which you are obviously not a member. Plus, it always feels better to never admit you might have chosen your words poorly, doesn't it?

Ask 20 gay people about their pedantry over this distinction.

Sexual orientation. "Preference" is a term for those who think being gay is a choice.

I like the role reversal. Too many games in which you are the one doing the hunting. Sounds like fun.

That's a rather personal question, sir.

These diabolical aliens are apparently flying around in lilliputian ships shaped like insects! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

George Lucas beat you to it.

I actually saw a Pinto on the road a few months back.

Or compared to stowing away on a German sub.

Or compared to stowing away on a German sub.

I spent a few years in he south, and Waffle House always had one of those reputations that it was the kind of place you shouldn't eat if you were black. Let's say they're the southern equivalent of Cumberland Farms or Cracker Barrel. I hear a racist dog-whistle in the above tweet.

I'd have to guess that this is by far the most offensive of the Seussploitation flicks, especially given that book's point is that there are greedy bastards out there who will commoditize anything — including allegories about the fact that that they're nothing but a bunch of greedy bastards who will commoditize…

Coupon code for the Dell PS210 portable speaker is invalid. Just tried to buy it.