Isn’t a kickball also a dodgeball? Or was my school just really poor...

Dang it, this was gonna be an Adequate Man post, but I decided not to sit on it over the weekend. Gotta get these laundry takes out while they’re hot.

Oh, so you thought you’d save your laundry takes for the ladies’ website? Good one, PIG.

Nothing to the left of me exists.

This face is what makes a person attractive.

A smart washer is someone who gets someone else to do their laundry for them.

racquet ball is tennis for people who want to play in air conditioning

As someone who obsessively reads deadspin and who semi regularly reads Jezebel this is actually a quite refreshing day

He looks like Brad Pitt after an allergic reaction.

Came here to speak up for Benicio Del Toro. This is one sexy napper.

This article genius. I never thought of half this shit.

who is that cross-eyed goober

“When you have to kill someone, it costs nothing to be polite.” -Winston Churchill. That seems to sum up this article.

If I can’t compare someone to Hitler for their opinion on reclining on airplanes, I don’t even know why I’m here.

a sex nap

Benicio Del Toro always looks like he just woke up from a nap

Agreed, what with the many things that seemed like pranks this week (what’s that, Trump wants to punish women who get abortions?!) I was dreading today, but this has been a gift. I have gotten next to no grading done this morning.

Deadspin and Jezebel are the two websites I read the most on a daily basis (super weird I know) and I am super giddy about today.

Kill them.

I, for one, welcome our Adequate Woman overlords.