This is a well-written, thought-provoking article.

If they really want to save the brand and turn a profit they should funnel money into starting a quality sex toy line for women, then with the consent of the Playboy bunnies sell photos of them using them, that way it reaches the men who are still dumb enough to pay for their trash magazine and reaches women who want…

Did everyone else know Hef had a son?

“A brand for millenials, by millenials.” Excuse me while I Vomit blood.

I say this about people being sad they don’t look like Victoria’s Secret models. If your body was your job you would look like that too. But you have a job and your job is not getting manicures and going to Barre so your nails are perfect for what you need them for. Idk it makes me feel good.

Can we talk about this chick’s bio?

“eat flaming hot cheetos and drink hennesey”

THIS. You know how to clean out your colon? Fucking poop.

mjones wedding prep

Weiss went on a “detox/overall good-common-sense program” that banned dairy, gluten, sugar, alcohol, coffee, and “pretty much any of my other favorite foods.”

I think it’s more sad than anything. Both a sad level of self-involvement and a sad undergirding of self-loathing.

Don’t. I’m pretty sure a guy who proposes to a Beauty Editor knows what he’s in for.

“detox/overall good-common-sense program”

*looks in mirror at self, notices unplucked eyebrows, hairy legs, dress from old navy, suspiciously dark upper lip hairs, chewed on nails and 25 extra pounds* *shrugs*

I feel really bad for the dude that is marrying her:(

“I was 8/10 happy with how I looked…pretty good!”

Never forget.

As us, Americans, say, welcome to our world. Being bashed by non-Americans who swear they know more about American culture than Americans despite never having set a single foot within US shores. Only, erase “Americans” with “Australians” and you get the same thing.

oh come on.

Sounds like you have a lot of anger in you. Maybe you should just let it go.