I definitely don’ t disagree with you. I just also like watching people get in a tizzy. But yeah, he’s definitely “that guy” and while his intent is to be derivative...even that idea is pretty damn derivative.

I’m familiar with him and think he’s kind of a hack - but I have to admit, I kind of love the reaction he gets. Once you put your art on social media platforms, it is no longer your own. That’s written into the privacy disclosures. That he’s exploiting it and shoving it up people’s asses is one thing,…

No :(

I rode in on a donkey for my wedding. No regrets.

Not that this is Spain, buuuutttttttt....in Spain, it’s customary for the bride to give her bouquet to someone she wishes to have good luck in love next. Not necessarily a prediction. Maybe it’s the same kind of tradition?

I got engaged higher on the fat curve of my adulthood, and I felt intense shame over it. “This is when I’m supposed to look the best, way to go, asshole”. I’ve been skinnier than most my whole life and kind of ballooned in the last few years, so it’s been especially damaging to my brain. I LOVE food, it’s my #1 hobby,…

with respect to gay marriage/rights, he’ll probably just say “well maybe I did cheat a little bit, but I’m just a man who’s attracted to the CORRECT sex after all, can you blame me?”, and Repubs will likely agree. woof.

I love that he’s going to eat at the Hard Rock on top of it. Such a world traveler, that John Diehl!

that was me during “P.S. I Love You”. I barely ever watch any kind of rom com or anything of the like, but I freaked out and bawled my eyes out and got walked in on. Very embarrassing scenario because that movie is very stupid.

I guess it’s low-hanging fruit, but I personally love “I am petrified.....petrified with this story”

I fucking LOVE candlesticks. I never, ever would have asked for them. I didn’t ask for crystal either, and what did we get? Crystal candlesticks. And I couldn’t love them more. Thanks, intuitive/traditional neighbor from childhood!

I was dead set on Jenny - I wanted the more hippie bride thing, but when I tried it on it was so comfortable it felt kind of...normal? Which is insane, because these gowns are so expensive and beautiful. But truthfully, I felt like I was just hanging out in a maxi dress. Some brides may love that but as an avid maxi…

Fear not (except for the price)! I wore Carolina and I am none of those things - I loathe sororities, didn’t change my name, had a mutual discussion sans ring for a proposal, had an overseas wedding (groom is foreign), am from the northeast with the mouth to prove it, and our wedding song was Guns ‘n Roses. You make…