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things you will be able to do alone: none. this includes and is not limited to talking on the phone, writing an email, having sex, having sex with yourself, cooking, eating, sleeping, and anything else an adult human does. really: it’s all the things.

can’t look away!!!

maybe they’re just setting them up for the american judicial system!

As someone who unknowingly befriended a huge nest of homeschooled adults (who are all lifelong friends) once I was out of college, your description is very apt, at least in my experience. Now that they are all homeschooling their own kids the common denominator I have found in the parents is that they are incredibly

Where is this from??

like he’s drunk? yeah.

haha! yes ma’am!

How old are you, if you don’t mind my asking? I’m starting to see my mom’s face in the mirror when I don’t get enough sleep or eat too much salt...I’m mid-30s. I think that will be my perma-face in another 10 years!

yeah well my dad’s BFF told me I looked sexy in my pjs once when I was 7, and my mom and dad were LITERALLY IN THE NEXT ROOM making dinner, so there you go.

BAHAHA that pic!! it made my day!!

so does KP write her own songs?

omg the peekaboo one makes me cry!!

i just SNORTED

my hubs and i do it regularly. yayuh!

Where you from? Want some visitors?

What was his deposition supposed to be about? Why was he in court? ETA: Oops, found down thread!

Hm. I must be British!

that is incredibly sad. my gosh.

Right! I thought they were the next Jerry Stiller & Anne Meara. Funny, sweet, and awesome.

My 5-yr-old is about to lose his first tooth. He came to me yesterday and said, “Since I know Mommy and Daddy are the Tooth Fairy, can y’all just give me some toys instead of money?” I was like “....go ask your father...”