My MIL is named Becky and it’s not short for Rebecca! Ha!

I worked for a church as a secretary and one out of the five pastors there who would do and say totally inappropriate things was The Human Resource department. Really convenient.

this is similar to a rule i made for myself in college: don’t date any art school friends (i was in art school myself). all of us were sleeping around with folks but i refused to do it with THEM because i wanted to remain friends. it worked and it’s 15 yrs later and we’re still friends. i can guarantee you that…

GOD I CANT TAKE HOW FUCKING STUPID HE IS!!

Exactly. My mom is from a dirt-poor rural Kentucky family and has stories of her great-aunt who had over ten children —and how they would give the little ones away to any stranger who came by. I absolutely can’t imagine being too poor to feed my own babies. It would be just hell. I was on food stamps when my son…

I was at that show and he definitely came off as a huge asshole.

so mad at myself for calling George W all the worst names. didn’t know i should have saved them up.

hahahahaa you know he will!

Hm. Most of the ones I know actually don’t have college degrees. Obvs that’s not an indication of/lack of their intelligence, but just my #funobservation.

I too an honest-to-goodness break today (for the first time since the inauguration) from the news and it was so helpful!

that’s what i’ve been mumble-shouting for weeks now. GAHHHHHH!

i’m the same....i never know i’m making insane faces til afterwards, and then i think “how is no one else like that??”

thanks for that....i’m gonna look up that book now

Serious question: have any of you started applying/renewing passports and visas?

i seriously just about cried reading this comment. actual tears. because it’s gotta be so close to the truth.

oh shit! yeah, they gotta be fakin.

i’m so distracted i can’t get ANYTHING DONE. like, NOTHING. i keep flipping from NPR to FB to Jezebel and can’t stop. AUGH.

neither of them are a woman.

GOD!

choke-laughing on my muffin, thank you