i’m thinking she has to totally psyche herself out/take herself too seriously in order to leave the fucking house dressed like that!!

oh that made me sniffle!! Hugs to you!

yeah my house was more of a don’t-ask-don’t-tell place. not sure how i’ll deal with that age...maybe just let my husband handle it? hm.

this photo makes me incredibly happy ahahahahhahaha

I’m allergic to cucumbers and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard, “Cucumbers? I’ve never heard of that...” with total suspicion and rolled eyes. If I don’t have a friggin allergic reaction in a restaurant I have a panic attack because I’m paranoid about a reaction coming on....Ugh.

I can totally relate. I kind of think of my FB feed as stuff I’d let anyone on the bus know about. I have my close friends all together on WhatsApp and they’re the only ones who know the dirty details.

Man. I’ve had a suicide in my family before, and it was definitely not talked about outside of family. I think many people are super private about that.

Ya know what. I’ve had two friends lose people recently (one, a husband to a heart attack, and second, a son to asthma) and if their FB posts were an indication of their grieving processes, they’d be arrested for murder too. Sorry but Facebook is not a clear picture of one’s 24/7 mental state, and the way people…

I can’t even watch 5 seconds of him, movie or no. He makes me wanna punch him!

omg i just bawled. shes PRECIOUS!!

For real! There was this girl nobody liked in my grade (she was weird but most importantly she was VERY mean to some of us, only she was like sneaky-mean and never got caught), and you bet your ass ALL of our moms made us go to her parties. They were slumber parties, and she never let us 1) play with her toys 2) leave…

her hair always totally fascinated me.

so how did you go from art history to dr??

ohmygerrrrrd so some of my friends started selling Nerium, which is like the new Avon....They drive me INFUCKINGSANE with that nonsense. Thank god i’m totally allergic to all things ever, so I have a great excuse to NEVER be asked to buy. But for real, guilt is the only reason people ever bought Avon or this other…

that's what i was about to say!!

ahahaha, i pretend mine looks weird on purpose errday. YES!

I have never been a fan of giving people a gift of any kind (other than moonshine!) for their wedding/marriage. It normally costs a shitton to get there, take a vaca day, etc, and none of my friends got married "young" anyhow. Gifts for weddings are for young people, before they get their act together!

Same here, and I'm 34! I only get looks from much older men nowadays, which is totally fine —but it is different!

I don't know where these children will wind up, but I must say they escaped a couple of loons with black hearts here.

you just wowed me with that.