I also propose that anyone who uses their windshield washers while driving on a sunny day on the highway be pulled over and squirted in the eye with a spray bottle.

I feel like this post would have worked much better as a NP/CP entry. 

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

I was referencing Ram’s tendencies to rot out faster than any other brand on the market.

BMWs aren’t the only cars with motors, dude.

You didn’t say specifically which lane you were in with the SUV lady, but here is my rule of thumb: If anybody manages to pass you on the right, you’re a dick and should move over. Nobody cares if you are already going over the speed limit.

If this was jez there would be 37 comments by now about how rape jokes are never ever funny and something about privileged white males.

Man you people must have very tough lives, believing everything is out to get you. It’s not planned obselesence. It’s a race drivetrain in a street car. Many of these have cracked 100, 150k miles. Don’t be silly.

Any high-performance engine should really be warmed up for at least a few minutes if you want to make sure it lasts a while. Tolerances are tighter, compression is higher, everything is more sensitive. Now, in an appliance car, absolutely. But in something that can reasonably trace the distant roots of its engine…

Saw this the other day with a happy ending. Traffic was a little backed up, and people were zipping down the breakdown lane to get to the next turn. A classic case of one idiot trying it and the rest of the sheep follow. I figured I was going to be screwed trying to make the turn from the correct lane, but, lo and…

I figured I’d get a response like this. I don’t care.

You wanting to zoom past *all* of us isn’t worth the gravel damage to my car. I care way more about my vehicle than I do your desire to break laws.

The fact that you even asked this question only proves to me that this site is in its death throws. Jalopnik is a car blog, SEMA is the epicenter of the aftermarket modification market. It is not open to the public, which would make the public’s main source for SEMA information the press. Do you have anyone at SEMA…

I would think the flaming plane would qualify as a polite enough “please move”.

So you would take ~4 seconds to take your backpack because A) Getting a re-fill on your medication would be an inconvenience, and B) because you didn’t backup your contacts and email to the cloud that morning?

Subway doors open. Mass of people try to get off. Insane people on platform push in anyway, oblivious to the outward pressure. First insane people to board stop immediately inside the door, and start checking their phone, oblivious to both the outward and inward pressure on either side of them...

+1 idiot idling at a stop light with his blinker on while in the righthand lane who gives me the bird cuz I had the chutzpah to meekly chirp the honker to remind him one can turn right on red as 12 would-be right-turning cars back up behind his off-to-Neverland ass.

Yeah man, who are these stupid breeders bringing their fucktrophies to Disneyland anyway? My hipster husband and I like to go there ironically and take polaroids.

Add people who stand and dont walk up the left side of an escalator to the list

I would like to proceed with getting all this boring crap I have to do done as quickly as possible, so I can get to the relaxing and fun part of my day. Would you kinda proceed to get the hell out of my way good sir / madam?

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…