How to become a redneck

I came a long way, but I made another star happen. Needs moar! Now!

Whats worse are the amount of people thinking "Damn if only I flew today! I cannot believe I missed out on the free margaritas!" A free margarita is totally justifiable for the cost of a plane ticket. Right?

BAHAHAHAHA ALL THE STARS!

A BMW M5! Well, well, well. Let me go pick one up with these good looks and charming personality. What's sad is that I couldn't say "I GOT AN M FREE, CLARKSON I GOT ME AN M FREE."

ARCH DUKE OF MAYONAISE SHAZAM WOW.

It cost him what looks like his dignity. Which is not covered by insurance. Ha!

I like the bro scream after he flips it. Which says "WOW IM PISSED I FLIPPED IT BUT THIS CONFIDENT SCREAM WILL MAKE IT LOOK FUN."

Well that took a turn for the worse. Ah thank you.

I am an NA Miata!!!!!!!!! 8 out of 9 is not half bad! After all B's get degrees!

^^^This guy! :P

Wow. Time to buy a Fiesta.

Shame airports do not have dive bars. Then the fifty in cash you had for checked baggage originally (but you planned ahead so you brought just a carry-on and you got that cash cause duh who uses a card to check a bag) (then you're like "omg I don't need to check a bag I saved fifty dollars) could turn into the delay…

You just made SVT sound like sex. Thank you.

Thats a lot of responsibility for all of us who just want to read fellow Jalops comments. I'd much rather be in the grey.... Constantly... Said no one... Ever... :(

Raphael, man. You just win. Ending on that photograph. I literally just busted out laughing.

Why must everytime I read Daimler, Chrysler wants to follow? Oh yeah... that's because my when my parent bought an 05 PT Crusier, the "Chrysler Crossfire" was on the lot.

Great episode too. Louis CK, and boating. Who knew?

"Abarth version" Having an Italian sports car that's actually an economy car. First time those words could be put in a sentence together. It is like knowing an American, who can actually eat the McDonalds diet, and be healthy.