This movie feels like a weird time displaced artifact of 1995, complete with a manic Jim Carrey, the completely out of place use of Gangsta’s Paradise, and the “THE VIDEO GAME GETS REAL” vibe of the whole thing.

It’s like from an alternate reality where the Super Mario Bros. movie was a mega hit and Sega, desperate to…

This calling sounds legit— at a tournament like that it’s essentially required you get brand new sleeves.

Nothing was kept from them though.  Look at it with common sense.  Hell look at what happened here.  As soon as the internet loudmouths found out about it the server gets shut down.  Announce the server in Jan 2013, and it would have been C&D’d by February 2013.  Good on the people who were able to keep their mouth…

Welp.

Was just speaking to my friends about this supposed outrage, and man, how far have we fallen to take offense in having a black character going back in time to prevent slavery. It's not only outrageous, it's sad . . .

I think you're waiting for Nintendo Lab-ia.

I hear that. I have a full time job and other hobbies. I don’t have the time or energy for so many games. It also doesn’t help that so many of them are so obscenely long and huge. I got assassins creed odyssey a couple of months ago. Put 50 hours in it since and I feel like I’m barely scratching the surface of the…

Also, I decided to shave my head.

Great music, but OMG that SMB3 playthrough was EXCRUCIATING.

Whatever beautiful angel sacrificed their Wiki editing powers to let this gem come into form deserves the next admission ticket to the Good Place.

What does it say about me that I’m perfectly willing to accept real-life videogame fights and superpowered vegans, but I can’t suspend my disbelief enough to believe that multiple beautiful women would be throwing themselves at Michael Fucking Cera?

She’s been a model and an actress, exactly the sort of professions a 1960's era female character would have.

I didn’t have much time to watch last week’s Summer Games Done Quick, but I did carve out a chunk of yesterday for the finale, which featured speedrunner Puwexil playing through a full glitchless run of Final Fantasy VI. I’m glad I did.

“badong” I really like that. I just imagine every time someone says something super shitty, a gong is struck. Just totally droning them out. BAAADONNNNGGGGG.

NOOOOO GUY NUMBER 1! NOOO! Everything in the entire question is bad/wrong (badong), for a variety of reasons.

For the folks asking, “Why was the kid streaming,” I’m just gonna be blunt:

Way to miss the fucking fire burning the house down over the smoke that’s offending your nostrils.

Yes, the kid’s young, and yeah, it’d be a much better idea for them not to be streaming, but they are not the problem here. The cowardly, craven…

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