Pretty sure they were down 40-18 at one point, or something similar. To the Browns! And somehow that wasn’t even that surprising! 2019 is a very strange year.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Lou Holtz of the 1976 New York Jets? I thought not. It’s not a story that Deadspin would tell you...

this roster is all gristle, no meat. But there’s one man who thrives in that situation: Jim Tomsula. That guy can make a hearty stew out of anything.

Then you have to convince people to stop always looking for the cheapest food they can possibly find. Chipotle could probably move money around and free a little more funds for wages, but not much. Fast food is a competitive industry and they have a lot of employees. For all of them to get a raise that actually makes…

I’m starting to think letting Baker Mayfield anoint his completely unqualified position coach the new head coach was a bad idea.

The Browns are a social experiment. I wish the league would let them assemble an actual Pro Bowl roster just to see the new and interesting ways they come up with to fail.

Counterpoint: Lamar Jackson actually believes he can throw a football now and this overconfidence leads to a Ravens implosion over the course of the season.

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

Didn’t come here expecting this....still trying to figure out if I should applaud the clever wordplay, or hang my head in shame for getting a chuckle out of it.

In the greater meta-text, it’s a very Joker experience.  Well played.

So you’re saying Roman Polanski... came in a little behind?

Call me a curmudgeon, but doesn't anyone at Jez proof read any of this shit? I see at least two punctuation errors, one grammatical error, and a spelling mistake. That's on top of the tortuous-to-the-point-of-tortious long sentences and First Degree abuse of the word "literally".

That’s why it’s great to be a Lions fan. I have them going 6-10 so if they beat that, nice. If not, who cares. Keep the bar low and no one gets disappointed!

With Gronk gone, Bill Belichick has absolutely spent his summer writing up plays designed to draw DPI penalties.

He also, at his age, has the second-most rushing yards for the season of any QB in the NFL. But none of the so-called “experts” bothers to mention that stat.

Having your highly touted rookie, WHO LOOKED GREAT WHEN GIVEN THE BALL, touch the ball only 7 times?  I thought Nagy was some sort of genius?  That was Adam Gase level head-in-assery tonight.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

I’d if you live in Tennessee say troll them and pretend you are Satan worshipers, but then I remembered that the West Memphis Three spent 17 years in prison for a triple murder they did not commit because one of them looked like a goth and had a book on Wicka. So.................maybe it’s too dangerous to stand out.

And in other news, 348 kids were killed in the aftermath of playing Bloody Mary.

It’s amazing, with over 500 million in sales I can’t believe this has never actually happened. Real spells, right there! That many people missed it!