I’d if you live in Tennessee say troll them and pretend you are Satan worshipers, but then I remembered that the West Memphis Three spent 17 years in prison for a triple murder they did not commit because one of them looked like a goth and had a book on Wicka. So.................maybe it’s too dangerous to stand out.

Man, I need to read these books. My kitchen is a fuckin’ disASter.

Your sarcasm is too good and unappreciated here.

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

And in other news, 348 kids were killed in the aftermath of playing Bloody Mary.

It’s amazing, with over 500 million in sales I can’t believe this has never actually happened. Real spells, right there! That many people missed it!

Everyone.  This is everyone.

This happens to me NOW.

I don’t think I’ll ever remember that the Chargers moved to LA. In a decade, I’ll see LAC on the ticker at the bottom of the screen and still think that the Clippers are playing the Broncos for some reason.

Hi Jer!

Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.

It does; it’s as iconic as the JaguarsWTF.jpg pic or ass-eating at a Lions tailgate.

This picture needs to be included in every Cleveland Browns post. 

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of 6 and 10. That is your ceiling, you forgotten, burning river town in Hell. When the beating from the Jets sets up a beating by the Rams, there’s no light at the end of the tunnel when the Ravens come.

“My man on lock so hard, he got a deadbolt AND one of those sliding chain things. He got The Club in cars he don’t even own. He got a key card system, where if you lose your card you gotta go all the way to the front desk and put down a $5 deposit for a replacement! You lose that key and you don’t get your $5 back.…

Pacquiao left the Catholic Church to become an Evangelical loon. He’s also endorsed and supports a murderous monster who is the President of the country. The Philippines is pretty fucked up in that they LOVE people with celebrity status even more that the US. Pacquiao has a third grade education but he’s going to…

So what if its a fluff piece. Writers do it all the time. Pacquiao seems very gracious with all people. So even if he supports “traditional” or “religious” views that are not accepted well in America, trying to define him based on his politics/religion is short-sighted.