Handjobs are underrated.

Fake or best? Because yes to both, believe it or not.

David O Russell hasn't made a good or even competent movie since Three Kings.

Allison Tyler: best fake breasts in the world, or breast fake breasts in the world?

Would you describe your pension as adequate?

Luckily my soul is poisonous.

So I guess it just isn't going to change until they're ready to go live? So, never?

Yeah, I mean the people who write for TV and movies that are WGA members, that's a bit more marketable. Content aggregating, not so much. The WGA played these guys really hard.

I don't understand, that was non-alcoholic Kinja.

Laura's comments coupled with her piece on Whedon yesterday is a good summation of what the voice of this site will likely be now.

Kinja not kicking in when it was supposed to is - to borrow the parlance of the people who like the Gawker sites - "peak Kinja"

"For now, his involvement with the show seems to be limited to retweeting stuff from related parody accounts"

So did you Jack Samsons not schedule the change to happen or something?

I'll see you at the crossroads, Skamper.

Think the closest you'll get is his yearly contribution to Magary's "Why Your Team Sucks" pieces.

Keep circulating the tapes, muchacho.

Yeah I dunno, given the number of cuts they made to Gizmodo Group writers (boy that union worked out well huh Hamilton Nolan); they seem to be cutting corners everywhere so I'm guessing they are doing whatever saves them more or earns them a bit more.

Same regards I gave to Penis Van Lesbian, just a wonderful username/avatar and it always made me laugh. Also your comments but you know, the superficial thing matters more.

Ernie the Kinja Tech arranged the venue, the menu, the seating.

Because Disqus gets a substantial cut of ad revenue I believe, and with Kinja it all stays in house.