Because Disqus gets a substantial cut of ad revenue I believe, and with Kinja it all stays in house.

I'll see you at the crossroads, Catgun.

Tintin Tarantino, YOU TOO SIR YOU TOO!

Someday Never Comes, Credence. Sure it's about an absentee father and not the end of the world but it fits.

It does! It's under settings/accessibility.

Hit the music, Freddie.

I just want to say thank you for your username and avatar because it makes me laugh every single time.

None of those merged the site with Gawker, that's the difference.

Yeah but if it just has the generic Kinja look that'll be a shame.

Well I'm just referring to the visual/navigation side of things. This site is already a pain in the ass to navigate, but The Onion is well crafted to look like a newspaper's site, so changing it to a generic Kinja template would be a goddamn shame.

Hey wait let's see if we can get him to come back for one more comment, I assume he's still constantly searching for his own name:

If I ever become wealthy I'm just going to hire Onstad to make giant canvas prints of strips for me.

So does anyone know if The Onion proper is getting its layout ruined too? I wouldn't put it past Univision to do that, but don't know if I've seen it addressed.

Jonah Ray's hatesong was so bad that I actively hope the mst3k reboot doesn't get renewed.

Sure we will Mister MarkoP, sure we will.

STUGOTS!

That man's never had a gay in his life!

But only from Real Housewives shows. Otherwise, enjoy the grays, shitheels.

You know who isn't getting enough shit right now?

I hope Savage Love continues to be printed here.