Wallpaper. Just No. Ever.

It’s 2022, leave it. It actually has character (gasp!), unlike the awful soulless “gray cabinet/gray floor, white wall, with copy-paste mid-modern mass market instagram aesthetic furniture and fixtures” trash that flippers and tract home builders crank out these days.

But the level of aggression here just exceeds what I’d have expected to come out of someone driving something as cute as a tiny Smart car.

1:10: MAMA MIA!

Give it white doors and it’s pretty much this:

Like Morty from Meatballs.

Like this concept?

Can it tow a Postal Jeep from Detroit to Moab?

So Jeep can has sales

David, you should have gone down there in the Postal Jeep (PJ). Attached a winch to it and helped out while videoing the feat.

Why did I cry a bit watching that video. Love the helpful nature fellow Americans in times of need.

It’s the 20th anniversary of Phil Hartman’s death too. The world has definitely been poorer since.

We are given the password at the semi-annual reptoid convention.

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.

There’s also a part of the center stack labeled “media,” which presumably hides USB ports—an area in which the JK was sorely lacking.